poonjab 

The act of fisting a girl and basically knocking on her ovaries....LOL :)

You better shut the fuck up or I'll give ya a Poonjab!

poonjab by Derf Man August 6, 2003

poonjab 

The act of spearing the head of a man's penis into a woman's clit in short, fast movements.

I can't believe my wife fucked up the laundry again. When I get home I'm going to give her a poonjab she wil never forget.

poonjab by dingdongdoodly September 14, 2010

poonjab 

A sexual act that takes place when a male dresses up in a suit of armor of some sort (preferably chainmail), and while the female is wearing a dragon suit (which has a special sex hole cut in it), the male puts his gigantic jousting lance in the female's fun hole in a sort of slaying motion.

I had such a crazy night after that 6 hour Dungeons & Dragons match, I totally gave Sally the most forceful poonjab this side of the 4th realm.

poonjab by Cam-Shaft September 19, 2006

poonjab 

Poon Refers to a Womans Vagina ....i.e. (poontang)...Jab is just the same ol Jab you've always known, it basically speaks for itself...Put 'em together You have a brutal word for a vaginal punch...A versatile word that takes on any part of speech.

i.e. (Noun): Denny is a damn Poonjab.

(Verb): I totally got poonjabed.

(Adjective): Denny is very poonjabbish.

I hate Rachelle she's a poonjab!

poonjab by Chad Winans July 9, 2006

poonjab 

adj. Used for people that are annoying. pl. poonjabs

1. That guy is a poonjab.
2. Shut up you poonjab.

poonjab by f33bl3 June 4, 2003

poonjab 

The act of leading a chic on, to make her think she's getting the D.

Poonjab Billy talks and sexts hoes making them get wet, and sets up meeting times only to back out because he is a poonjab.

poonjab by Drew Pearson January 9, 2011

poonjab 

the opposite of a poonstab

I poonstabed her in the poonjab

poonjab by Jacqui Sonnamaker from SNU January 20, 2003