Poomkin 

a poop in a muffin, then....you make your bitch eat it while sucking your dick, the donut has to be heated first. FYI

bitch sucking dick while eating a poop muffin- poomkin

Poomkin by Moon poop turd high as hell ;) April 20, 2010

Pooming 

Taking a Poop 💩 or sitting on the commode while on a Zoom call.

Dude are you sitting on the commode? You’re totally “pooming” on the conference call

OMG Mike you totally “poomed” on that call we heard you flush!

Pooming by Translayta December 8, 2020

poomainder 

The remnants of poo left in the toilet after someone flushes, and someone else finds it.

Damn it, who left the poomainder in the downstairs bathroom!

poomainder by sigmania75 January 22, 2023

Pooming 

Poop and coom simultaneously.

Either by the same person or both participant of the activity.

"I shit, you nut ! There is a new Drake Pooming video leak"

Pooming by TodjRekt March 13, 2024

poominating 

Poominating is the result of ruminating as you defecate into a toilet.

I spent time in the toilet poominating today.

poominating by MakeAmericaThinkHarder August 8, 2024

pooming 

The piss equivalent of cumming, but instead of semen, it's just piss. For those that enjoy giving Golden Showers. Someone in the act of performing a poom.

Jane: "I hope you drank plenty of water today"
John: "Don't worry, I'm about to.. Oh no, I'm pooming!" *proceeds to give Jane the Golden Shower she'd been waiting for all day*

pooming by HistrionicX March 13, 2025