poopacalypse

Imminent and terrifying event of horrific pooping, that will result in great pain.

"Hey John, wanna come to the movies?"

"No, I can't about to have a poopacalypse!"

by Brikloss December 30, 2008

Poomah

To have diarrhea so bad it's like peeing out of your asshole. Can occur for many different reasons, such as:

body cleanse

drinking waaay too much
spicy food

Dude, I totally just POOMAH'd in the bathroom from all that Thai food.

by poomah expert February 5, 2010

Potomac Fever

Potomac Fever (n): A disease peculiar to the greater Washington, DC, metropolitan area that presents chiefly as an intense desire in the infected to be associated with the power and prestige of the United States Federal Government, particularly the Executive Branch. Associated symptoms include acts of extreme obsequiousness to those in power or likely to be in power; asserting as fact things one knows or suspects not to be true and; a burning desire to do more work for less pay.

Can you believe was Ken was on the O'Reily Factor last night?!?

Oh yeah, he has a serious case of Potomac Fever.

by commissionergordn January 8, 2009

pooface

Generally considered a mild insult, as compared to stronger varieties such as shitface, shithead and so on. Usually considered somewhat childish, and for that reason generally confined to more informal situations (or use by children). Some children find it amusing to repeat this word indefinitely. Pooface is sometimes used in conjuction with adverbs which strengthen its meaning, e.g., "complete pooface", or "total pooface".

Many other insults are related to, and possibly derived from, this one, for instance, shitface, shithead, craphead, dunghead, shitbrain, etc. All of these words share the common structure "word for faeces" + "word for part of head". There is also a more general category of words which have the structure "some kind of vaguely insulting substance" + "body part", e.g. "cheese-dick", "strawberry-dick" (note that hyphenation varies with these types of word, although you will rarely see "poo-face").

A word which is related to pooface is rondabe, which is often discovered by accident when someone is writing a predictive text and tries to type "pooface". For some reason, many predictive text systems prefer the word "rondabe" over "pooface". No-one knows why this is, however. Incidentally, rondabe is the absolute certified coolest word in the world, by a margin of 58%. The nearest contender to its crown of coolness is globule, which has only 538 coolness points, and was used by Queen Elizabeth II in the Queen's Speech of 2002 in order to highlight her coolness.

Pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface! Pooface, pooface, pooface, poofaceSHUDDDUUUUPPP!!!!

by Tinarm May 6, 2006

Potomac Princess

An affluent and/or spoiled girl from the 20854 zip code in Potomac, Maryland.

The Potomac princess drove by in the mercedes daddy got her for her half-birthday

by bornandraisedpotomac December 17, 2009

El Poopacabra

A poop of such evil magnitude that it is feared by local natives, much like the El Chupacabra itself.

I just unleashed El Poopacabra. Might want to stay out of there unless you have fire.

by moooooog35 February 25, 2011

Potomac Falls

Potomac Falls, or "Pot Falls" as some may know it, is an imaginary city in Virginia that people who live in areas like Lowes Island like to say they live in so that nobody associates them with Sterling.

Man - "Where do you live?"

Lowes Islander "I live in Potomac Falls"

Man - "Oh! I like Sterling, that's a nice area"

Lowes Islander - (annoyed) "Nooo, Potomac Falls"

Man - "Bitch, you live in Sterling VA!" "Get over yourself!"

by Jalepeno Jermaine January 28, 2014