is one who has smoked himself into mental retardation. He only wakes up to hit the bong or to buy more weed and sometimes he will go outside to buy food rather than order delivery.
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by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015
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by b-renden May 8, 2006
Get the poogler mug.A female Poog. The name is derived from a combination of their Poog counterparts, combined with the opportunistic and unrealistic ambitions of a washed-up Cougar.
Differences from the male Poog are as follows:
1. Prefers older classic rock from the 70's, such as The Eagles and Blondie.
2. Will quickly ask younger males at the bar to buy them a drink, rather than the classier Cougars that put some time into waiting for the young male to initiate.
3. Will use such pick-up lines as "I can suck the chrome off a bumper!", or "We can go back to my place, but I took the bus. Can you drive?"
- 3.5. Can actually suck the chrome off a bumper.
4. If not sporting a femmullet, they are often rocking some mean feathered bangs or a perm.
5. On welfare, and blames their ex-husband for their current status of not having a job.
6. Was born in walking distance to the bar they're currently in.
7. Can drink a beer while having a cigarette in their mouth without effort.
8. Pants options: Man jeans, acid-washed jeans, printed leggings, or anything pleated.
9. Used to cut hair for a living.
10. Grey roots showing.
Differences from the male Poog are as follows:
1. Prefers older classic rock from the 70's, such as The Eagles and Blondie.
2. Will quickly ask younger males at the bar to buy them a drink, rather than the classier Cougars that put some time into waiting for the young male to initiate.
3. Will use such pick-up lines as "I can suck the chrome off a bumper!", or "We can go back to my place, but I took the bus. Can you drive?"
- 3.5. Can actually suck the chrome off a bumper.
4. If not sporting a femmullet, they are often rocking some mean feathered bangs or a perm.
5. On welfare, and blames their ex-husband for their current status of not having a job.
6. Was born in walking distance to the bar they're currently in.
7. Can drink a beer while having a cigarette in their mouth without effort.
8. Pants options: Man jeans, acid-washed jeans, printed leggings, or anything pleated.
9. Used to cut hair for a living.
10. Grey roots showing.
"That Pooger's voice sounds like a man's!"
"What's with that Pooger's hair cut? 1990 was over a long time ago!"
"What's with that Pooger's hair cut? 1990 was over a long time ago!"
by Basque JRED September 4, 2014
Get the Pooger mug.a pooders is a great husband and father. if you are lucky enought to meet a pooders try to catch him and never let him go. Pooders usually has on a little boy back pack with his nose in a book or playing a video game. they are sweet, kind, happy, and loving. pooders really enjoy whiskey, steak, and good wine. Pooders are good people that are loyal, romantic, fun, and they love to dance. the best man in the world. a very honest trusting man. It may seem like you can take advantage of a pooders but don't let their big heart confuse you they are great business men. Might be mistaken as an elf. You will always feel lucky to have a pooders in your life. You will always wonder how you were able to live life to its fullest before you had a pooders.
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by Squirrel 14 July 8, 2012
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That place where 'the sun don't shine.'
A Utopian place gated by a little brown button.
Your "BUM-HOLE-EOL-EOL-EO!!!"
That place where 'the sun don't shine.'
A Utopian place gated by a little brown button.
Your "BUM-HOLE-EOL-EOL-EO!!!"
"Do not stick those things up your pooder!"
or alternatively, en francais, "Do not steek zoz zings zup your poodre!"
or alternatively, en francais, "Do not steek zoz zings zup your poodre!"
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