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Poofie

The act of taking selfies whilst pooping and sending them to your unsuspecting friends.
I'm getting real tired of all these poofie's that Geoffrey has been snapchatting me today
by Fergo's got a gun April 11, 2014
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The kind of poop that you get when you are constipated and it floats . Also rabbit poop . Looks like Cocoa Pebbles or Sugar Puffs.
Noah left some poofies in the toilet again.
by Ujal April 4, 2005
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A word commonly used in the south east of england by teenage boys. Used to describe something which is extremely cool trendy and fun. Can be used to describe anything and is used in all types of speech from tidy remarks to english essays.
Person (Ed) : Nice pink chinos mate
Person (Cam) : There sick aren't they mate?
Person (Ed): There so poofy
by Bare Aussie November 30, 2011
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1. One of those curious little replacements of the washcloth in the shower, that have a poof-like appearance. Also pronounced as "poofeh".
Don't you just love those poofies in the shower?
by x Ant e Dote November 14, 2003
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A type of fart. Usually a step below a really smelly fart. Kind of like a baby's fart. A light tolerable fart but still has a stinky smell.
(Him)"I just farted"

(Her)"you better roll the window down"
(Him)"nah, it's just a poofie"
by Smartfucks November 27, 2016
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A selfie taken while taking a poo. But there are rules to follow for it to be considered a legit Poofie

1) Photo must be taken from the waist up (no one must know you are poopin')
2) You must make yourself look good (smile), as if trying to impress a love interest
3) If sending through snapchat, you CANNOT put a caption. (this is the "code" to others in the poofie world that said picture, is in fact a poofie)
*opens snapchat, "Oh wow isnt that a nice picture of......oh wait, shes poopin. That's a hell of a Poofie"
by Khabib April 29, 2014
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a man that comes outta ur closet that was once ur dads friend who was a drugdealer
Bre closed her closet door because she was afraid Poofy would come out.
by Tawni November 12, 2004
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