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pootie swoop 

V.
1. Hitting on a friend's girlfriend with the intention of stealing her away from him.
2. Going to a bar with the intention smackin' some ass.

N.
1. Pootie that has been acquired.
Did you see that onion booty?! I'm gawna pootie swoop on dat ass!!
pootie swoop by The Chainsaw February 3, 2010

pookie shmookie 

random name a mom calls their child
pookie shmookie by yoitsyagurl March 23, 2017

poopie shoot 

Hey Your Mum Likes It Up The Poopie Shoot!
poopie shoot by George May 13, 2005

Pootie stick 

A stick you Carry around for good luck
It’s important that I bring my pootie stick to school
Pootie stick by anonymous December 29, 2021

Poopie Support 

When someone is about to go to the toilet you say “poopie support”.

This can be used for purposes of;
support (1) or embarrassment (2).

1. When someone is constipated, tap on the door & whisper “poopie support”, this is showing support & patience to a person if they are struggling to squeeze out a poo.

2. Commonly used in public, you announce someones toiletry behaviours by yelling “poopie support” alarming everyone in the vicinity that this person is about to go do a poo.

Used most effectively, if females are taking a long while in a cubical, this comment will have them ‘flushed’ out in no time (pun intended) shortening your wait times. After all, pooing in a public place can cause extreme embarrassment for any defecating participate, especially a female.
Brendon: “I’ll BRB, just going to the toilet
Cindy: “ok, do you need poopie support?”
Brendon: “nah I should be right”

Cindy: “well have some anyway just in case you feel the urge” (Cindy yells) “poopie support”

Brendon: “haha ok, thank you
Poopie Support by Sapio Peach July 29, 2022

Poopie Surprise 

A devious act of mischief when one defecates over the shower drain in expectation their father who is showering with them will stomp on it.
Christian’s dad did not like when he saw he was leaving him a poopie surprise!
Poopie Surprise by FelineCar August 30, 2022