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Bubwar Ponting

this is something cool people get involved in.

it involves:

-cool people ( 3+, so make it a crowd)

-one night a week
-food
the people involved in this will often come together and celebrate being good friends, if your not involved in a club like this, make one!
"Hey mum, i'm off to Bubwar Ponting! see you in a few!"

"I'm off to the bubwa club, hide me some raisins"
by Isabee January 2, 2010
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Moral posturing

People claiming to care about things that didn't happen to them.
Iam "It's not that I don't feel bad about the situation but... How do I put this delicately?"

Hym "It's the moral posturing. It's people who weren't involved proclaiming to the heaven how bad they feel about the situation. Using it to push their various agendas."

Iam "And if you know anything about me you should be able to see why we're averse to 'people who aren't involved in a situation pretending to care so they can force their beliefs down somebody's throat.' "

Hym "It's an affront to the people who actually care. And I've said this before. I'm repeating myself at this point. That was somebody's job. Not my job."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2022
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Ricky Ponting Bum Tap

The 'Ricky Ponting Bum Tap', aka the ‘RPBT’ is the only known male heterosexual contact with the arse of another heterosexual male currently in existence - introduced by world class cricketer Ricky Ponting himself. The RPBT consists of between 1 and 3 taps or smacking actions to the posterior of one’s counterpart and/or compatriot (of the same sex). This contact rule MUST be strictly adhered to, as any more than 3 taps to the rectal area of another male may cause questions to arise about the sexuality of the tapper carrying out the act.
Papabear - “What a fantastic shot Casper at the game of billiards we are currently playing! Let us celebrate your most impossible shot by employing the act of the ‘Ricky Ponting Bum Tap’, also known as the RPBT, so as to emphasise our masculinity, heterosexuality, and alphaness.”
by Papabear of Brisneyland October 19, 2010
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pootubing

The act of browsing and watching youtube videos while sitting on the toilet.
Usually achieved by using a mobile or laptop.
Friend 1: BRB need the loo

(15 mins later)

Friend 1: Back

Friend 2: What took you so long

Friend 1: Sorry dude. Was Pootubing
by Trippy_xD April 17, 2011
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woke posturing

sharing information about racism and injustice with the unconscious intent to impress and share virtues, rather than engage in justice work, introspection, and humility
Karen was woke posturing yesterday sharing all those random facts about racism
by Faedriel September 22, 2022
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PooTubing

Enjoying youtube while taking a poo
Matt: Hey Joe, where you going

Joe: Going to do some PooTubing
by Ferris Mcfly April 14, 2011
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ponting

Ponting is the same as 'Dogging' only rather than using an automobile, wheelchairs are used.

See below for 'Dogging' definition

Dogging actually derives from the term 'walking the dog'. It is a pastime that has evolved from blokes taking their dogs for walks and stumbling across couples at it in bushes etc. They originally only spied on these couples.

The 'sport' has now become much more organized and seedy - with regular meeting places, and more or less a free-for-all spirit. This year the newly created Ultimate Dogging Championships was held at Rivington nr Chorley, Lancs. Their were many disciplines including 10 Man Train, Pearly Rain, and Most Extreme Slapper. The TV rights to next year's event are currently in negotiation with a Dutch Satellite TV station.
'Hello Jimmy, fancy going ponting this evening?'
*Jimmy flails* 'Ohhh yes, I love to go ponting...' *glares*
by Gr44 July 20, 2008
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