polyester girl

1. A girl who has had too much plastic surgery.

2. A song by the Regurgitators.

girl 1: "Did you hear that Alice got a boob job and a nose job."

girl 2: "God she must be a polyester girl."

by murphy809 December 16, 2007

polyester patriot

A person who paints themself as a patriot while behaving in an opposite manner. Usually someone who can find a way to profit off of the false projection.

There is no greater Polyester Patriot than Tomi Lahren. She I
Has to present that fake persona since her only other job qualification was stripping.

by MartyMcFlab February 16, 2018

polyester coon

a black man or woman who dresses in the style of a pimp or wears polyester even though it is way out of style.

here comes Leroy with his new polyester dress shirt . he is a real polyester coon!

shawtakiki wore her polyester pant suit to the club ... what a polyester coon!

by James Crow July 5, 2008

polyviper

A single person who dates a couple pretending to be interested in a manage a trois relationship, but who is there to divide and conquer , ending up with only one of the members of the couple.

"Steer clear of Beth, she's a polyviper"

by maplefrost May 26, 2009

Polyester Pig Pile

Collective Noun
1. a: When a group of police officers pile onto and fight with a "resistive offender" on the ground.

b: At the end of a police pursuit, when the police chase a "resistive offender" down on foot and tackle him/her to effect the arrest.

c: Usually done to gain control of and arrest a "restive offender".

Not to be confused police brutality, excessive force, unlawful force, police misconduct, anything else bad, wrong, or negative.

Synonyms

hockey love, street justice, attitude adjustment, put the boots to

Did you see the "Polyester Pig Pile" on tv after the high speed pursuit yesterday.

The bad guy sure got his from the "Polyester Pig Pile".

by claycopopo March 8, 2013

polyester

(1) suggesting an innocent yet very outdated sense of reality, more in keeping with the times when polyester was popular, such as the 1970's; (2)referring to a simpler time in general, when good taste was not so expensive and thrift store fashion actually WAS hip.

"Is that Indy film available at my local Blockbuster? Wait, am I being too polyester?"

by Plains Mermaid January 3, 2009

polyester

A totally awesome piece of fabric that is used in many items of clothing, usually formed with some sort of thing and some other sort of thing...like plastic and stuff.

Um....clothes. Like, "There's polyester in my jeans...40% cotton, the rest is olyester."

by evil rose 44 March 15, 2008