Praytheist

1. An avowed atheist who (secretly) turns to prayer during times of serious illness, extreme danger or personal crisis.

2. The theological equivalent of a strict vegetarian who will eat a steak sandwich (on the sly) when facing extreme hunger.

3. A way of "covering all your bases" during an emergency.

Becky says she doesn't believe in God, but she's really a Praytheist. After she was diagnosed with lymphoma, she started praying again in private.

by Peter Kobs January 20, 2010

polytheistic

When you believe in more the one god; The act of believing in many gods; The antonym for Monotheistic.

Polytheistic: The Greeks believed in more than one god. In fact, they believed in over 20 gods. A god of the Sea (Poseidon), a god of war, wisdom and skill (Athena), a god of love (Eros), and a god of thunder (Zeus), who was the main god. There was also a god of the Underworld (Hades).

by Wasabimoto April 19, 2007

polyatheist

One who believes many gods don't exist instead of the one true nonexistent god.

Ken M is a polyatheist.

by Reinhard0 November 22, 2019

polythiestic

polythiestic..believes in two or more gods.

the ancient greeks were polythiestic numbnuts

by JonJonB, doooood! October 21, 2005

polythemistic

when you have a sexual orgasm from the slightest touch on any part of your body

when you shake hands and have an orgasmic feeling

by leathal hart August 13, 2003

Playtheist

A person who may claim to be an atheist but in reality secretly still believes in God or gods and is usually just going through an ignorant or angsty rebellious phase and typically does not actually care for, understand, or follow the virtues of freethinking, rational thought, and science like most honest atheists do.

Shut up, you ignorant annoying little playtheist!

by Icehawk April 13, 2004

Polyatheist

Someone who doesn't believe in anyone's imaginary deit(y)(ies). The exact opposite of a polytheist.

Sorry, brother, but I am a card-carryoing polyatheist. I don't believe in anyone's absurd deities produced by the religious hallucinations of their damaged prefrontal cortexes.

by flybd5juan June 16, 2025