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porksmith

An incredibly straight male who has devoted his life to orchestrating situations in which he gets to have as much sex with as many hot babes as possible.

Literally "A smith of porkings"
You know that Iain guy? I hear he's had sex with at least 50 chicks this month alone! He's such a porksmith!
by Thomas Harvey September 30, 2005
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the poopsmith

A strange character who shovels crap for a living for no apparent reason. The King of Town has hired him for a reason no one will ever know. He also always seems to have a creative Halloween costume.
(there is no example)
by A. Non February 15, 2004
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polymath

A show-off bastard who is skilled at many different things.
"Is Chris playing the trumpet, tap dancing and dicing vegetables for the goulash he's making from scratch later whilst reciting Dante's 'Divine Comedy' in Latin?"

"Yes, he's a polymath."
by ChrisBoyle11 January 28, 2017
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Polymethacrylamidopropyltrimonium

!) n. An ingredient in shampoo that is no longer used
Im suing the shampoo company for putting Polymethacrylamidopropyltrimonium in my shampoo!
by Kyle255 March 3, 2005
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Polymath

Polymath what this means is a person of wide ranging knowledge.

One example of a polymath would be Leonardo da Vinci he’s often described as a polymath sense he had substantial knowledge in lots of subjects.

Couple other words you could say for polymath would be sage, prodigy or polyhistor
Leonardo da Vinci, a father of paleontology and architecture, has been the most influential polymath.
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Sure, Flavin was no polymath, no Renaissance man, though he did share with Leonardo an empiricist's preoccupation with light and its effect on perception.
by JJCORPUS April 1, 2021
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porksmith

A person who shapes and makes a living out of pork.
The porksmith made me a sandwich.
by Zach G. October 28, 2003
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the poopsmith

A man the King of Town employed for reasons he cares not to disclose.
<StrongBad> Okay, Poopsmith. That's the worst costume I ever saw. I mean, you're Lazer-Tag? What, are you supposed to be dressed up as the product? Or is it more abstract that that, like you're supposed to be the concept of Lazer-Tag?
Come on man, you know you just found that old crap in a trunk in your basement.

<KingofTown> Ease off, Strong Bad! He's not the one that dressed up as a girl 2 years in a row!
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 11, 2003
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