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Polyester

A material that Superman is allergic to and makes him blow up in hives, as said in Family Guy, he is also allergic to Lambskin and Polyurethane
Mike: I have a Polyester bed sheet!

Superman: Fuck you! I am allergic to Polyester! You are a fat nigger!
by Slimmy Pimmy February 14, 2025
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polyester nightmare

A polyester nightmare is overwhelming, shape and color combinations often seen in disco and Hawaiian clothing especially of the seventies.
The Hawaiian disco band was a polyester nightmare!
by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2020
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polyester fester

The smell that results from wearing polyester all day, especially common after wearing panty-hose at work for an eight hour shift.
Jenni lost the bet and had to wear rubber pants all day, boy, I bet she had a bad case of the polyester fester!
by StephD134 September 26, 2007
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polyester girl

1. A girl who has had too much plastic surgery.

2. A song by the Regurgitators.
girl 1: "Did you hear that Alice got a boob job and a nose job."

girl 2: "God she must be a polyester girl."
by murphy809 December 16, 2007
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polyester patriot

A person who paints themself as a patriot while behaving in an opposite manner. Usually someone who can find a way to profit off of the false projection.
There is no greater Polyester Patriot than Tomi Lahren. She I
Has to present that fake persona since her only other job qualification was stripping.
by MartyMcFlab February 16, 2018
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polyester coon

a black man or woman who dresses in the style of a pimp or wears polyester even though it is way out of style.
here comes Leroy with his new polyester dress shirt . he is a real polyester coon!

shawtakiki wore her polyester pant suit to the club ... what a polyester coon!
by James Crow July 5, 2008
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Polyester Pig Pile

Collective Noun
1. a: When a group of police officers pile onto and fight with a "resistive offender" on the ground.

b: At the end of a police pursuit, when the police chase a "resistive offender" down on foot and tackle him/her to effect the arrest.

c: Usually done to gain control of and arrest a "restive offender".

Not to be confused police brutality, excessive force, unlawful force, police misconduct, anything else bad, wrong, or negative.

Synonyms

hockey love, street justice, attitude adjustment, put the boots to
Did you see the "Polyester Pig Pile" on tv after the high speed pursuit yesterday.

The bad guy sure got his from the "Polyester Pig Pile".
by claycopopo March 8, 2013
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