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Pollen

Pollen is the equivalent of cum in the plant world.
by Macaroni No Good Chicken July 20, 2016
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Pollen

Pollen (noun) means the latest news or gossip about Beyonce.

It is usually only considered "pollen" when it is collected by a member of the "Beyhive", also known as a HoneyBeys, KillerBeys, or BumbleBeys. If collected by someone else, it can be simply considered news.

This news does not simply mean it must always include Beyonce directly. For example: it can be about another celebrity that talked about her, positively or negatively.
HoneyBey 1 - Girl, did you collect your daily dose of pollen?

HoneyBey 2 - You already know I went to her site and got caught up quick! I can't believe that Keri Hilson went and said "I wouldn't have lipped-synced" on Twitter!

HoneyBey 1 - She's saying she got hacked now though, lying ass. She knows damn well she typed that herself, everyone knows she's been trying to come at the Queen since day 1.

HoneyBey 3 - Then did you hear that lame ass speech she gave about people believing everything they read?

HoneyBey 2 - It's just a sad ploy to cover her ass.

Basic Bitch 2 (Keri Hilson being "Basic Bitch 1") - Well, in my opinion, Beyonce will be thrilled to hear what she had to say. Bey might learn a thing or two from her.

HoneyBey 1 - Actually, you might be right. We'll first have to inform her what a "Keri Hilson" is beforehand, however.

***NOTE*** Were the lines of Bitch 2 ever said in an actual conversation with a HoneyBey, it would have ended much more violently.
by BumbleBey February 9, 2013
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pollen swenis

Pollen Swenis. When you jack off so much that the first letters in your swollen penis become reversed!
"he jacks off so much that his swollen penis turned in to a pollen swenis!
by Pete Negwaski! December 16, 2006
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pollen vortex

Occurs on hot windy days in the spring when pollen count is 2 x normal, and wind above 7 mph
Today's Pollen Vortex warning has allergy sufferers worried about sneezing their heads off
by JF725Rock May 14, 2015
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Vag-Pollen

I have some vag-pollen left on my penis from last night.
by Morgazm July 10, 2009
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pollen bangers

A pollen banger is a joint with pollen (dope) in it and tobacco (boccy)
by El cunto February 19, 2017
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Pollen Pussy

A phenomenon that occurs during anal sex when you are not totally clean and there is a faint yellow residue.
My boy tried to clean out but I still got me some pollen pussy. It’s okay though. I was wearing black underwear.
by Tx_bottom_bro May 27, 2020
mugGet the Pollen Pussymug.

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