pollen swenis
Pollen Swenis. When you jack off so much that the first letters in your swollen penis become reversed!
pollen swenis by Pete Negwaski! December 16, 2006
pollen vortex
pollen vortex by JF725Rock May 14, 2015
pollen bangers
pollen bangers by El cunto February 19, 2017
Pollen Pussy
A phenomenon that occurs during anal sex when you are not totally clean and there is a faint yellow residue.
My boy tried to clean out but I still got me some pollen pussy. It’s okay though. I was wearing black underwear.
Pollen Pussy by Tx_bottom_bro May 27, 2020
Pollen jockey
What you would call someone who is an over-achiever when it comes to being environmentally friendly. Like a vegan who shoves it in your face is a perfect example of a pollen jockey. Annoying hippies, vegans, or environmentalists are considered pollen jockeys.
Waiter: What would you like to order?
Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...
Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.
Waiter: Should be out in 5.
Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!
Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)
Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...
Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.
Waiter: Should be out in 5.
Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!
Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)
Pollen jockey by Your real name 2 July 26, 2016
Pollen chucker
Pollen chucker by Paul N. Chucker February 25, 2022
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