Poland

The first country to defeat the Soviet Union in war. The country that defeated the Teutonic knights, ending German supremacy for hundreds of years. The occupied nation with the largest Nazi resistance movement in World War II. The first Eastern Bloc country to break free of communism. The second country in the world with a written constitution (after the U.S.), and the first in Europe.

Not to mention their rather extremely beautiful women.

I'm not Polish, but they've got one of the most interesting histories in the world.

by mtrisk August 13, 2005

Poklen

1. (Usually) a noun to describe teens (normally from Brunei) whom stylize written English / Malay in ridiculous ways; have numbers or ludicrous fake names as their Facebook display name; form cliques or groups with absurd names on Facebook; normally dress in coloured skinny jeans, usually along with plaid shirts; think they are cool but just plainly are not. A Poklen with proper grammar is absolutely rare.

2. An adjective to describe one who acts like a Poklen.

1. (i) Hi do u wantz to go to the maaaalllz? ahax ahax

(ii) *On Facebook*: <Name> Fivesixthree

(iii) *On Facebook* : <Name> iheartdropdead

2. X: "Eyh, cemana kan neee? Voie kau ani eyh! Sasax ku eyh!"

Y: "Poklen eh."

by byeolida November 7, 2011

i took the wock to poland

adverbe: taking the "wock" (essentially lean) to the country of poland

lil yachty: i took the wock to poland

internet: this is the pinnacle of comedy!

by genericnpc09751 October 16, 2022

Poland

Poland is a central european country with recent questionable decisions

Hey man should we stop cutting down this forest in poland?
nO tHE WiLd BeETlEs aRe EAtiNg tHe tREeS

by I like to achoo February 15, 2019

poland

Wonderful country in eastern Europe. Good food also. Some of the most intelligent people I know are from poland. Very nice country.

Polish chicks are hot

by australian February 27, 2005

Polandball

A type of webcomic where countries are represented by spheres with flag patterns on them. Synonym of countryballs.

polandball cannot into space

by Aqxer December 15, 2020

POLAND

For all of those who don't know anything about Poland here is something i learned about it myself:

Counrty located in excact center of geographical Europe. Borders in the west with Germany, Czech Rep. and Slovakia in the South, Ukraine , Beleruss and Latvia on the East.
Polish people, according to the studies, are the most intellingent population in Europe thanks to their great, yet strickt, educational system.
Though the government and economic situation are not in the best shape, Poland made lots of significant changes in their 14 years of transision time. Great country to make investmentsdue to their friendly foreign trade and investment policies.

Poland have in majority friendly citizens, crime is significant low compared to other countries, yet POLAND is number one counry in Europe with the biggest auto theft.

Poland is about to join the European Union in MAy 2004 hoping for new bussines oppurtunities.
Poland is part of NATO, since 1999.
Poles have one of the best Navy in Europe, precised air force, but non uptaded army. Home of the best special forces in Europe called GROM.

I visit this county three times already , and myself being born in Switzerland i have to say that i give them props for building their country the way they are, eversince they changed their government to democratic.


And yes, those Polish girls are hot!!

Poland is the a brave counrty with very long history.

by Martin Gonczarstein November 9, 2003