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Poklen

Poklen is a Bruneian word. Poklen is usually people from the water village of Brunei-Muara. They are usually teenagers. They act cool, and all shit. But they're not. They're fake to get attention. But what makes them famous in Brunei is the way they type or talk. And they also start to create groups and shit.
X: Yaw. Jalan eyh. Ahakz! I loike toh! VOIE KO ANIE. EHEKZ EHEKZ.
Y: Poklen kau ani eh.

More words:
Palui - Falui
Behapa - Vehapa
Bye - Vye
Haha - Ahaks
Hehe - Eheks
Tu - Toh
Like - Loike
Miss - Mish
So - Cho

And more.
by gwai-lo December 16, 2010
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poklein

Alternative spellings: Porkland, Pokland.

Refers to the uncool youth in Brunei.
These youths are so emo, scene, always think fags are cool, emulate rappers, wear eyeliner, sit at The Mall wof whistling, wear shirts emblazoned 'FBI' or 'Police' or 'SWAT'

Their English is atrocious.

Description of a poklein male:
-adorns himself with bling bling.
-wears eyeliner
-hair spiked with tons of gel.
-loiters at The Mall at least thrice per week without spending any dosh.
-whistles at an average looking girl.
-dirty grubby elbows.

Traits of a poklein female:
-Self dyed hair (which is usually a violent red color or a revolting blonde color)
-wears only T-shirts and Jeans (no miniskirts)
-Fake Converse sneakers.
-Brings a sloppy looking shoulder bag (which is most likely their school bag)
-stares at any girl which is more attractive or cooler looking than her.
His sister is a poklein.
by Apakan July 19, 2007
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poklen

A word used from Brunei to define a person who doesn't know how to spell thing/ doesn't know how to speak proper english/ someone who acts fake to get attention.
someone who is too arrogant to take off the 'z' and 'x' from any word.

p/s: if youre not a poklen, you'll maybe spell everything in complete words.
Oh MaIixXxX GoDz!!! i LuFfZzZzz YoUhXxX!

FaAnXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!1!


fuck off, poklen.
by laalow March 7, 2009
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son of a pokle

When someone calls you a “son of a pokle” it is the highest form of insult. This is about ten times worse than being called a “son of a b*tch” and it means that the person who said it has a strong belief that you should go die in hole because no one likes you
Damn, that guy is so annoying...what a son of a pokle!
by Bob Ross <3 pewdepie November 24, 2019
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poklaroo

a mythical CFO who abuses staff for pleasure.
The Poklaroo made the new controller cry on his first day
by ED66 June 23, 2020
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Poklens

Base on my understanding, a poklen is a term used to refer to an anti-social youth subculture in Brunei.

These "Poklens" are the mix of Roadmen, Chav or a Ned, HypeBeast, Fuccbois.

How do you recognize a poklen? Simple. They ride bikes across the neighbourhood, hangout with friends and joke around loud in public (they have no respect for anyone).

They vape a lot of times, they wear caps backwards and forwards. They have dyed hair, they think they're cool but they're not as they are seen as a worst excuse for a human being. They have this certain way of talking or typing. Usually with bad grammar and broken english.

They have this addiction to mainstream designer clothing or shoes like Supreme, Jordans, Thrasher, Gucci, Led Shoes.

They have Twitter, Facebook, Twitter accounts as well. Having names that don't make any sense or just plain cringe. If I had a penny for everytime I cringe, my bank account would be in 7 digits by now.
Dude 1: Yo, who is this poklen loser who followed me on Twitter?

Dude 2: I wanna see that shit

Dude 1: (Shows a cringy Twitter account of a poklen)

Dude 2: (Barfs) Yo...dude....you gotta block that mofo.

Poklens: Uneducated Delinquent loser
by RandomInternetUser December 28, 2017
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poklish

The sensitivity to being poked. Similar to being ticklish, this occurs when someone pokes your sides or anywhere else on the body that may produce a squirmish response
I'm so poklish i jump whenever i get poked in the side
by JuliaMarie May 30, 2009
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