Pogonophobia

Fear of beards

She can't bear movies with Brian Blessed in them. She suffers from pogonophobia.

by eratatosk December 28, 2011

Pognny

The alpha male of any discord server however he is a thicc simp for thighs.

"Oh there's pognny. He's epic but he's simping for thighs again. What a noob.

by kaas69 January 29, 2021

pogonophile

The love of, or attraction to, beards

Kate: I love Bill Bailey, hes so hot
Beth: You're such a pogonophile

by Core 1986 June 23, 2007

pogson

something very pretty, hot or beautiful

wow that man is pogson

by amelia Sutton January 3, 2008

Pongon

Short for Polygon Donut

A short word for the godly youtuber Polygon Donut and creator of the Polynomers country, is also scrongly

Guy: Ayo Pongon just said deez nuts in the polynomers country.

by MonochromeChip May 24, 2022

pogwonking

the act of punching someone in between the vertabrae of their spine resulting in temporary paralysis.

Jeff broke his back from too many people pogwonking him.

by Mathew Meyer October 2, 2005

pogonotrophy

The act of cultivating, or growing and grooming, a mustache, beard, sideburns or other facial hair.

Sam Brinkley was perhaps the world’s greatest authority on pogonotrophy. That’s right, pogonotrophy, the science of beard growing. Sam didn't start out to be an authority. As a young man he simply became disgusted with the speed with which his beard grew. Twice a day he had to shave the stubble from his face. So, in his early twenties he got mad and quit shaving, his wife’s protests to the contrary. His beard grew and grew — down to his chest, down to his navel and down to his waist.
Scoundrels, Rogues and Heroes of the Old North State, by Dr H G Jones, 2007.

by Armywriter October 3, 2012