Abbreviation:
Pulling Numbers Out Of My Ass
(see also: pudouma)
To support one's arguments with arbitrary numbers that may or may not seem plausible.
Professionals (i.e. people who get paid for making PNOOMA-statements) prefer to use terms akin to "Qualified Estimate" or "Economic Calculus/Forecast" instead.
Pulling Numbers Out Of My Ass
(see also: pudouma)
To support one's arguments with arbitrary numbers that may or may not seem plausible.
Professionals (i.e. people who get paid for making PNOOMA-statements) prefer to use terms akin to "Qualified Estimate" or "Economic Calculus/Forecast" instead.
"This is completely PNOOMA, but about five million people in China miss both their front teeth."
A:"<statement involving statistics>"
B:"I don't believe this. It seems like PNOOMA to me."
A:"<statement involving statistics>"
B:"I don't believe this. It seems like PNOOMA to me."
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Slim Jim: those enchiladas were PIOOOOOMMMMPP!
*after they did "it"*
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Slim Jim: those enchiladas were PIOOOOOMMMMPP!
*after they did "it"*
Slim Jim: last night was fReAkY
Sally: yeah it was piomp!
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Even mathophobic artists couldn’t resist from indulging in some piometry every now and then to give their audience a faux appreciation of numerical or symbolic elegance.
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Victims of pnoMoenia are usually unable to leave one’s house from the onset of symptoms through the remainder of the work week. This affliction may result in periods of high Netflix consumption and is often accompanied by an itchy anus due to prolonged sitting with infrequent hygiene breaks. Increases in self-flagellation occur in most but not all cases.
Middle aged men with pnoMoenia can exhibit behaviours of “no shame”, and are subject to hallucinations of distinct micro weather patterns surrounding their principle residence.
Victims of pnoMoenia are usually unable to leave one’s house from the onset of symptoms through the remainder of the work week. This affliction may result in periods of high Netflix consumption and is often accompanied by an itchy anus due to prolonged sitting with infrequent hygiene breaks. Increases in self-flagellation occur in most but not all cases.
Middle aged men with pnoMoenia can exhibit behaviours of “no shame”, and are subject to hallucinations of distinct micro weather patterns surrounding their principle residence.
Fuck your polar vortex, I have pnoMoenia!
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Unit of measurement often used in Columbus, OH after its namesake sailor who, on the first ever Bahama Cruise, reckoned he was in India. 1.0 PioMeter = 8.0 feet.
Unit of measurement often used in Columbus, OH after its namesake sailor who, on the first ever Bahama Cruise, reckoned he was in India. 1.0 PioMeter = 8.0 feet.
Whilst rigging the Santa Maria’s mainsail with a 2 PioMeter line, the yoeman only needed 2 feet and so he discarded the 14 foot remnant.
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