Plumbus

Everyone knows what purpose a plumbus serves, so there's no need to explain their functionality.
Everyone has one in their Home.

Adam: Yo dude, can i borrow your plumbus? I broke mine yesterday.
Alex: Sorry bro, mine isn't working.

Bob: Hey, did you know that Abby doesn't have a Plumbus in her house?
Barry: Really? What is she, a f*cking troglodyte?

by SaveKekistan.exe July 11, 2017

Plumbus

A device that you use as a replacment for a partner.

My Plumbus in on the table.
I love my new Plumbus.

by that dood is stoopid December 12, 2018