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plonking

The process of providing oral sex on a man's penis whilst he is on the lavoratory excreting faeces.
Jane (or Fred) was plonking George last night
by pidgey November 26, 2004
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plorking

Reading pointless things.

The word originates from a pointless tweet from T-Shirt Hell on July 28th in which they simultaneously create and define the word.

As is demonstrated in the tweet that created the word, but not explicitly stated, the word can also be used as a noun in which a "plork" is something pointless that you have read.
Dude check this out - I was just plorking on reddit and found this really cool article!
by Dilinot August 5, 2009
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plooking

when you throw up and poop at the same time.
i was soo drunk last night i was plooking all over!
by torra borra May 19, 2004
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Plesking

An action when Jane beats the absolute shit out of you..because...WHY THE FUCK NOT?!
CONTACT! *PLESK*

I'm about to Plesk this idiot into oblivion
Can we get to the Plesking part now?
by Plesking August 19, 2020
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PLooking

omg you're so plooking bestie
by Michesbfsuperfan March 19, 2021
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Plorking

When you play while you work. In-office, this can be nerf gun fights. Working from home, this can be a quick game of online scrabble, a virtual karaoke session, or even just a quick catch-up via video with your coworkers.

It's a way to achieve work/life balance when the working day seems to never end.
"Man, how does Alex get so much done? The guy is plorking every time I see him"
by James Neutron Jr. December 22, 2021
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