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plodge

"To paddle or wade in water."
"Ah went to the beach for a plodge in the sea up to me knees but didn't bother coz the watter was too cad (cold) for plodging."

Common usage in NE England dialect.
by worryem September 11, 2014
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Ploomer

Very similar to a Coomer, except that they are addicted to masturbating at a competitive level. They attempt to shoot a huge load as high into the air as they can, always trying to beat their high score .
"Bro I beat my highest record cooming last night, 60cm high!"
"Shut up, Ploomer"
by UnkindledAnri February 4, 2020
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Plooser

A word that only awesome people use, intentionally the word loser with a P and extra O to make it look cooler.
Annie: Oh my God! Nate you are such a plooser.
Nate: I know... I'm sorry, I'll try harder to be cooler next time.
by Anniie March 17, 2008
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x-ploge

The act of getting a blowjob while playing xbox.
Last night was awesome! I leveled up in Call of Duty and my girl friend gave me an x-ploge!
by xploger August 6, 2010
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plogged

a combination of the words plugged and clogged
the drain is plogged up
by Sterling Banks March 16, 2005
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Plongeur

a)

n.

A dishwasher, or sometimes one who performs any kind of restaurant-based menial work.

Originating in 1920s France, "plongeur" is French for "diver," the idiom was presumably created as a result of the damp nature of the work, or possibly because it was a job largely performed in deep Parisian cellar-kitchens.

The expression today is kept alive by smart-ass, American Liberal Arts majors who think they're smart because they read Orwell, and want add an air of romance to cover up the shame of the fact that they'll be hosing down buffet plats in back of the Golden Corral for at least eight years, until a cherry teaching job opens up, at a whopping forty grand a year.

b)

Some boring submarine no one cares about.
a)

"I hear Chipotle is hiring. Their best plongeur left to take a job watching after a docile imbecile."

b)

"Nobody gives a shit about submarines like The Plongeur."
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Plogged

A level of blockage in an orifice (i.e. a toilet) that is beyond being clogged or plugged.
This toilet is plogged!
by Kap21 January 25, 2018
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