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paint a turd pink

There is a political saying about trickery. My opponents want to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy.
The politician said "that party wants to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy!"
by I, Wreckerrr March 24, 2017
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a mega pint

a mega pint or a mega pint of wine is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a heated argument with her abusive bitch of a wife who is having affairs with multiple men
Rottenborn: “You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?”
Depp: “A mega pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary,”
by comfortablybalanced April 22, 2022
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Mega pint

False unit of measurement typically used for red wine.
Lawyer: You poured yourself a mega pint of wine, is that correct?
Johnny: A... Mega pint?
by AshleyCinders April 26, 2022
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Mexican Paint Job

When two male painters, preferably Mexican in race, suck each other's penis while attempting to paint a house.
"I walked into a new construction home and two male Mexicans were giving each other a Mexican Paint job. They immediately ran when they were seen."
by Construction Kenny October 10, 2017
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rectal painting

Practical joke where several people eat foods that give them diarrhea and they go out and try to spray fecal matter from out of their anus on to the houses of the chosen target of the joke.
It was the night before Halloween. Ben and his friends decided to embrace the new devil's night fad. Instead of going with the tired and old toilet papering of people's houses; they were going to do some rectal painting of people's houses. Unfortunately they forgot the toilet paper and Ben found himself running from the cops with shitty underwear and some greasy cheeks.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
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Painterly

A word made by Moriah Elizabeth, the term painterly is used when you want to describe fancy type of painty style.
"I am making a very painterly style rainbow"
"the looks very painterly"
by *pxstolla* August 18, 2020
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Mega Pint

The amount of alcohol necessary to deal with the fact your abusive wife just cut off your finger.
"After you sustained an injury to your finger, you poured yourself a mega pint of red wine, correct?"
by Yohoyoho ho ho ho April 29, 2022
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