Petanthropy

Petanthropy is the effort or inclination to increase the well-being of Pets with humanity.

He demonstrated his commitment to petanthropy by devoting countless hours uniting homeless animals with loving adopted parents.

by romeoboy December 17, 2010

platanaso

To hit or to get hit over the head with a platano(plantain)

Oye! Sige jodiendo y te voy a da un platanaso!

by Platanero 5 thouz-end June 26, 2009

Pietanic

A brain child of a young inspired filmmaker. Travis Jamison had an idea "What if I remade the famous movie Titanic starring Leonardo Decaprio?". Pietanic was the product. Starring Gianni Tomassello as Leo, Riley Mcclew, Travis Jamison as Doctor Professor Jelly Donut, and Shane as the asian guy. Some may see this video slightly racist. You may be womdering why. Well that's because Travis, half way through editing, decided to dub most of the lines. The most noticable being Shane's, replaced with "Ching chang chong. Ching chang chong. Pork fried rice. Pork fried rice.". Some critics have said this is the worst amateur film they've ever layed their eyes on, while others adore it. It has a cult following which is reflected by its impressive 118 views on Youtube. A sequel is currently being planned "Pietanic Part Six".

P1: "Hey, have you watched Pietanic."

P2: "Yeah, 'Ching chang chong', lol"

by SirDaveDavis October 22, 2017

Platano

Spanish for Plantain, a starchy relative to the banana that's used in carribean cooking. Never eaten raw.

In the southwest US, this the word used to describe ordinary Bananas.

Also used as an insult to refer to Dominicans, especially to call someone a "come platano" (platano eater).

Platanos are good when sliced into chips and fried.

Pedro Martinez is a Platano.

Sammy Sosa es un "come platano".

"In Santo Domingo, all that grew was platanos so that's all we ate. We ate platanos with sugar for breakfast, platanos at lunch, and platanos for dinner."

by h0mi May 28, 2004

plytanium

1. Seemingly high-end construction, later determined to be of dubious quality.
2. An acknowledgement of one's own less-than-stellar construction abilities.

1. A: Hey, your bookcase collapsed. B: Yeah, it's made of weapons-grade plytanium.

2. A: I sure hope my sad-ass plytanium scaffold doesn't collapse before this garage gets painted.

by Jeff Pillasch March 17, 2008

Pretan

A slight burn that turns into a tan.

Dude1: "Hey, you look like a lobster!"
Dude2: "Just you wait, it's a pretan"

by slightlyturkish May 1, 2009

Pleanus

When a male or female requests a penis in a formal way

Businessman - “ sir you are looking creamalitios pleanus be my friend” *wink

by Erikgouge February 19, 2022