Platitude

A measure inversely proportional to the amount of alcoholic beverage left in a glass. Hence, a full glass will have no Platitude, and yet an empty one will be full of Platitude.

Mark said, "I need another drink, this one's full of Platitude."

by Ed May 6, 2005

Platitude

Innate ability to add to a boring conversation

I am on fire so i think i have been set alight by a platitude

by JAJBP July 6, 2017

platetitude

A platetitude is a remark made by a server or diner of a fine restaurant, or a food critic of same, that sounds wonderfully praiseful but actually holds no substance. "The Sole Dore was devine." Ok, so you liked it. Tell me more so I can decide if I might like it. "The new taqueria rocks!" Hmmm. Again, you liked it, but what about it did you like?

His review was filled with the usual buzzwords and platetitudes about the typical restaurant experience, but little information about the actual encounter.

by ElCommissioner December 1, 2018

Platitude

Attending Bryce Jorgensons EDGE class

Bryce gave us this platitude :Listen to the inner hero, not the inner villain

by Adizzle September 28, 2021