plarping

The act of shitting so hard your stomach comes out of your rectum and you implode into your self in a painful bloody mess.

Did you hear that jimmy had a mental plarping incident after eating that rat shit.

by epicGaycockPaulMiles November 24, 2020

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plumping

(1) When one or more men go out to a club, bar, or McDonald's for the sole purpose of hitting on and/or hooking up with overweight, fat, or, preferably, obese women.

(2) A great american pasttime, also known as "fat macking"

" Hey man, me and John are gonna go plumping tonight, would you like to accompany us?"

"I would LOVE to attend, I thoroughly enjoy plumping!"

by Nolan Collins November 2, 2007

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penis plumping power pussy

When a girl is so hot, a guy's penis grows throughout the
time he is dating her.

Guy #1: Dude! I've been dating Angela for like 6 months now and I swear my dick is longer.
Guy #2: That's because she has a penis plumping power pussy. In another 6 months, I'll be calling you "tripod".

by Gemini1 October 24, 2008

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Plumping Paradise

A small tropical island in Oceania where inhabitants are known as Oblongs and live under Oblong Law.

The island hosts the annual, critically acclaimed music festival, Plumpfest.

Plumping Paradise is the top tourist destination of 2019.

by oblong1 December 12, 2019

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Pamping

Traveling in style and comfort. Ideally staying at resort style hotels that offer amenities such as spas and other premium services catered to pampering. Fine dining. The opposite of camping.

I am going pamping at the Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas and will visit the Canyon Ranch Spa on the property this weekend.

by sorrygirl July 24, 2016

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