phenus

Swollen manly truncheon from hell

Oh my god! His phenus ripped my asshole apart, and then got stuck,

by Christina O October 8, 2005

Penuse

A disfigured or non-functioning penis.

Girl: Hey Anderson you have a fucked up cock.

Boy: Yeah I know its a penuse

by SQUIRTY BERTY June 10, 2014

Penush

Penush - (the act of) when one, among a group of peers or random people, whips out his penis (flaccid or erect) and completely stuns everyone and everything into a complete silence

2. Taking a flaccid penis and "stuffing" it into a vagina or a random hole.

3. A harsh silence inflicted by something sexually shocking.

1. After entering the retirement home, Daniel executed a full out penush. Three people died.

2. She's pretty ugly. I am most likely going to have to penush for awhile and imagine someone hotter...like your sister.

3. A thick, wet, skin-like Penush fell upon the crowd.

by R.H.L. February 2, 2004

paenus

The latin spelling of the favoured phallic instrument. To be used constantly in Rome and other previously Latin speaking countries.

"Yo dude, that chick from Rome sucked my paenus good."

by elementchaos December 9, 2008

Penus

The word " Penis " spelled " Penus " on purpose to avoid the chat filter used in chatrooms/online multiplayer games. Also used by kids who can't spell.

" Dude go suck a *****.

I mean penus. "

" charlei wft is giong un? Har is growin un ma penus! "

by Bad Neighbor August 4, 2008

pjanus

the penis (the organ that goes into the vagina or anus), balls (the jiggly things on boys body (not footballs!!!!!!)) and anus (poopyhole).
use if bored.

(at the doctor)
"My pjanus hurts doctor, what should i do with me pjanus?"

by Bajanuscreator July 12, 2016

penus

1. A rank in the German Gestapo. Penus Oberschutze. The next rank in line is Penusin Oberschutze. Der, everyone knows that.

1. Oh no it's the fuhrer!!

by spleen October 27, 2004