Pitchfork

What I'm going to drive through the head of the creator of a website for shitty indie music.

I bought the new Metallica CD, good thing I don't base my life around someone elses opinions.

by cock whore June 24, 2003

Pitchforking

The male version of scissoring.

Two men wrap legs with boners to start pitchforking, whoever gets a penis in their butthole got pitchforked.

by Holetrain March 29, 2014

Pitchforking

A finger in the ass, pussy and urethra.

You won't believe this, but she's into pitchforking!

by newword1666 November 21, 2011

Pitchfork

Pitchfork is an abbreviation for pitchforkmedia.com, which is an online magazine devoted mostly to coverage of independent music. The website, updated daily, centers upon 5 reviews of new albums, 4 to 6 newsposts, and 2 to 4 reviews of singles. While Pitchfork is known for its brutal honesty, it cannot properly be said that it isn't biased in a huge way. However, it is definite that Pitchfork is something that can be trusted for people with a taste for indie music.

I'm tripping shrooms, perhaps now would be a good time to go read Pitchfork for the first time.

by Matt Banks November 25, 2003

pitchforks

now known as the hick version of the switchblades from carson!! the pitchforks!!!!!!!

i am gonna take this here pitchfork and shove it up ur ass!!!!!!!

by strickt-ly us... March 18, 2005

Pitchfork

To pull out a bitches intestines with your barb wire cock

Mike pitchforked Claudia she bleed out on the floor.

by Big mikes bitch December 26, 2019

pitchforker

A twat who thinks Bon Iver is beautiful music rather than dull claptrap.

people who make me suffer through Bon Iver songs when I'm drunk even though they sound a same, a pitchforker often doesn't read pitchfork.com they just share that mentality

by the don85 October 28, 2013