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pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis)

Refers to a disease a person gets when their stash dries up.
After smoking all her weed that weekend Ally had pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis).
by McNeal February 4, 2008
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pustache

A mustache that is saturated with vaginal secretions. It is often left in the mustache for several days so one may inhale the fragrance of their partner.
When Gary came out of the poonranatangwhores bedroom he sported a fresh pustache.
by Bobby Lane February 13, 2008
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Pistachio Friend

Lifestyle friends that you don't necessarily have sex with. They may have been vanilla friends first or lifestyle friends that enjoy each other's company, but are not sexually attracted to each other or don't want to have sex with each other for some reason
They are more than my vanilla friends, but not my chocolate friends; they are pistachio friends.
by Bikamasutracouple January 20, 2019
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pistoche

The booz🍻. The good stuff. Imma drink so much pistoche imma get drunk.
“Who’s gonna bring the pistoche.”
“Imma go get it with my fake ID
How much pistoche did you get?”
“I bought 50 cheluskis”
by Pene violado January 30, 2021
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Pistachiownage

N: The act of kicking someone in the nuts.
NED: I just got kicked in the nuts...
ED: Oh no - that's pistachiownage!
by Znoosle June 21, 2006
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Pistachio Eyed

Pistachio eyed means that you're so high (blazed) that your eyes start to look like pistachios. Your eye is the pistachio seed and your eye lids are the pistachio shell. The shell on a pistachio slighty covers the seed inside to where you can barely see it which resembles your eyes.
"Damn man! I'm so pistachio eyed!"
"Look at Leo, he is pistachio eyed!"

"Did you get pistachio eyed last night?"
by Emoore058 July 10, 2014
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Ten Pistachio Shells!!!

Generic expletive. Usually indicative of a sudden extreme emotion (happy, sad, surprised), and often used in situations where an outburst cannot be contained, yet swearing is not allowed.
"My computer just ate my hard drive! With all my porn! And Grandma's in the next room! TEN PISTACHIO SHELLS!!!"
by Alex Reynard March 4, 2004
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