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The Pissman

nickname given to Jordan Thomas Cooper by his HS teammate and NFL Player Bruce Ellington
The Pissman told Bruce Ellington he would drink his own urine if his medical professionals advised urotherapy like they did in the ancient world.
by Coop Dupe December 14, 2019
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Pissmas

A drunken family event, held on Christmas Day, where otherwise respectable people begin drinking at around 9am

Pissmas tends to involve inappropriate nudity, old feuds being rejoined, and feelings being hurt. Fortunately, nobody ever recalls any of it on Boxing Day
"it's 10am and I'm already drunk"
"Merry Pissmas! Time to open presents!"
by schhhh April 3, 2016
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Cat Piss Man

Cat Piss Man is the worst specimen among gamers, anime fans, or trekkies. Named for the odor that surrounds him, the only thing worse than Cat Piss Man's smell is his social skills.
The convention booth babes were into us, until a fucking cat piss man came up and started talking about his character.
by maddman75 August 15, 2003
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pissantics

The antics of a pissant.
Now he says Ted Cruz' father assassinated JFK. Surely no one will vote for him after those kind of pissantics.
by such a Judge Reinhold January 31, 2018
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pissant town

"That's the problem. That 4-0 result tonight was politics, nothing else. Whether you are involved directly or indirectly you have an effect. Because of a pissant town, this club will never win anything until you get rid of that crap.
by dbrt February 16, 2009
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pissano

What one might call a piano if they hate the way they sound.
George, that asshaberdasher is playing that goddamn pissano again!
Makes me want to grab a double-barrel shotgun and hose down that stupid dumb instrument or at least run to the head and make a pair of aural tampons out of some bungwipe so I can enjoy the rest of the concert in peace! $@#!(@%#(*
by Telephony April 10, 2015
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pissanle

When you’re having a moment with someone you’re close with, but then you decide to ruin the moment by saying this word.
Axel: “People like you are very addicting, there’s nothing bad about it.”

Cora: “I get attached to people too easily.”

Axel: “You’re just… so amazing… so pissanle.”

Cora: “...”
by ur moms a guy February 16, 2022
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