five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump

Masturbation, jerking off.

My mom walked in on me this morning doing the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump.

by Jeff23 November 7, 2006

My heart pumps piss

completely unsympathetic, showing no concern
lack of caring
heartless

My friend said, my heart pumps piss for you. You complain about your boss, while I have no job.

by rucus7 June 22, 2011