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Pishit

You get scared so bad you almost piss and shit yourself all at the same time.
Awe fuck you scared me, I almost pishit myself.
by Starry November 2, 2018
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pissmittens

An exclamation of frustration and/or anger at a certain situation.
John: Pissmittens I think I just ran over Steve's dog!!
by erotikhamster June 3, 2010
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Pisit

noun- a word to describe a the ultimate gentleman with an edge. the nicest jerk you'll ever meet. charismatic, charming, a flirt. witty, clever, quick on their feet, loves to make people laugh. displays a level of high intelligence. cares too much to a fault.
"He is such a pisit. he's such a jerk but you can't help laugh, just the way he will charmingly insult you."
by C0rona February 6, 2010
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pissitive

You're pissed off but you're positive about what you're pissed about.
I'm pissitive my girl blew joe at the party...
by White2chains July 8, 2016
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Pigmit'e

Someone who is under 5'0 foot, short in stature, but causes big trouble.
Did you see that pigmit'e last night starting fights with the 7'0 bouncers.
by Jibs007 September 1, 2017
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Piscit

A name you would call someone that has a bad attitude. Only used as an insult.
Stop being such a piscit!
by Emma Carstairs April 22, 2018
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psmithisize

The act of putting a silent “p” in front of a word so that one can create a new word that is pronounced exactly the same way so as to distinguish it from all other instances of the same word. A psmithsized word can mean exactly the same thing, something completely different or anything in between.

The word was first coined by Rupert Psmith, a much loved fictional character from phumor writer P. G. Wodehouse. According to Psmith himself, the P is silent “as in pshrimp” and he added it to distinguish himself from other Smiths. Some scholars believe that the “P.” in P. G. Wodehouse was in fact a psmithization by G. Wodehouse, however others believe this ptheory is a bunch of pbaloney.

Needless to say, psmithisize is pronounced the same way as smithisize although it means something completely different.
Bob: Honey, now that we've both read Cat's Cradle you'll have to admit that we form a duprass. We're clearly a karass of two people with a bond so strong that even our children cannot invade our union.

Carol: No way. While it's true that neither of us care squat about the kids, Bokonism claims that the two members of a duprass die within a week of each other. Not me, babe. You kick the bucket and I'm finding myself a new squeeze post-haste.

Bob: All that kicking off together is just foma but just to make it clear, let's psmithisize it and say we are members of the same pduprass. Deal?

Carol: Deal.
by Len Bakerloo June 26, 2019
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