Pisswanker

N: Someone who masturbates while urinating. An insult.

GET OUT OF THE ROOM, YOU PISSWANKER!

by Trerry May 5, 2015

Pishank

When you simultaneously Piss, Shit and Wank.

"Sometimes, if I don't want to dirty my bathroom up, I just pishank into a condom that I stretched over a toilet bowl and put it in the bin"

by Faktman May 8, 2018

Pishank

When you are low on time and want to take a piss, a shit and a wank at the same time.

Damn I'm running late for work. Better have a Pishank to save time.

by Sir_Rutto July 23, 2022

Pisswanker

Anyone who is a stuck-up asshole that is an absolute asshole

bro this greatjoseph2017 guy is such a pisswanker

by Ostuzil February 23, 2025

Pisswanking Bastard

A person who, when they ejaculate, only excretes urine instead of semen.

Shut up you pisswanking bastard.

by Outofthi5world December 17, 2025