Piephobia

The fear of pie, not the math term, but the literal physical dessert pie.

What should I get John for his Birthday, a cake or some pie?

No dude, didn’t you hear, John has Piephobia. If you get him a pie he’ll shat his pants.

by Sumdudebehind7/11 August 21, 2020

Pintphobia

A person who is afraid, or cannot handle the full might of a 570ml pint of beer. Mainly due to either having exceptionally thin wrists or the inability to drink it fast enough before it becomes warm.

Guy 1: "OMG did George get us a round of Pots?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's got a bad case of Pintphobia - he's probably wearing his mums vest again!"

by Pintsman Pat February 16, 2023

Pigophobia

the fear of waking up next to a fat pig (female, bitch, sandwich maker, etc.) after a night of drinking

hungover guy just awakening feels what he thinks is a fat pig so he asks "you a fat pig?"
she says "no"
he says "good because i have pigophobia"

by themonty February 27, 2011

popaphobia

Fear of the pope.
Fear of men wearing tall, highly decorated spear-head-shaped hats and wielding shepherd's crooks.

I used to be Catholic, but I de-converted after developing popaphobia.

by Shari Fowler March 19, 2008

Pissphobic

Pissphobic is when you hate people with a piss kink

"oi carelles a bit pissphobic innit?"

by Kkafus January 18, 2021

Pussphobia

a severe disorder were an individual is frightened by the sight, smell and thought of a womans vagina.

ya dude, he was totally going to go down on her but it turns out he has a bad case of pussphobia

by carter J March 11, 2011

priusphobia

The Fear of Toyota Prius'

"I have priusphobia, i only drive cars with atleast 150hp"

by Blue~ December 21, 2015