Pinewood is a school were the teacher are nice during school hours but after the kids leave, they turn in to there true selves which are real devils but when you think about it, there always devil, but sometimes what they do, well they'll take another teacher into the room and you know, do it. Like bang.but really the teacher don't get paid enough so they act nice to get promotions. The real worst thing about it is the motherfucking principal she looks nice but really what she does is lies to the teacher and give them dead line that are 2 hours long for things like Report cards really she a real big bitch. Now let's talk about the kids, most of them are retarded, know it alls(brats), and people I think smoke and/or are crack head.
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Locations where you can find them:
K-Mart, Wal Mart, McDonalds, CVS, Walgreens, Publix, BJ's, Sams, Costco, Petco, Borders, Barnes and Noble, Piggly Wiggly, Lowes, Home Depot, Burger King, Olive Garden, Busch Gardens, Spencers, Hollister, Goodwill, Beefs, Moes, Shanes Rib Shack, Quiznos, Subway, Sears, Cuck E Cheese, Dentists Office, Verizon, AA meetings, Sushi Bars, The Gym, The YMCA, Urologist, Suntrust, Gynecologist, Wendy's, Dicks sporting goods, Five Guys, Auntie Annies, Sonic, Blockbuster, Smoothie King, Ben n Jerrys, Starbucks, The Movie Theatre, Winn Dixie, Virgin Megastore, Nike Store, Walmart.com, Amazon.com, Ebay, Burlington Coat Factory, ABC Liqour, Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, The Beach, Sunglass Hut, Bowling alleys, Hallmark, Taco Bell, Denny's, DQ, Arby's Captian D's, Long John Silvers, Apple Store, iTunes, Best Buy, Ford dealers, BMW, and GMC dealerships, The Barber Shop, Krusty Burger, Super Cuts, ROTC Buildings, Vending Machines, Garbage Cans, inside fish, in your garden, in your yard, Office Depot, Staples, In your kyphs, Target, Juice Zone, Orange Groves, The Grand Canyon, Ellis Island, the Eiffel Tower, the Great Pyramids, The Great Wall of china, in txt messages, UPS, FedEx, Chilis, Applebees, Nordstrom, Dillards, PacSun, Macaroni Grill, Champs, I sell them!
Locations where you can find them:
K-Mart, Wal Mart, McDonalds, CVS, Walgreens, Publix, BJ's, Sams, Costco, Petco, Borders, Barnes and Noble, Piggly Wiggly, Lowes, Home Depot, Burger King, Olive Garden, Busch Gardens, Spencers, Hollister, Goodwill, Beefs, Moes, Shanes Rib Shack, Quiznos, Subway, Sears, Cuck E Cheese, Dentists Office, Verizon, AA meetings, Sushi Bars, The Gym, The YMCA, Urologist, Suntrust, Gynecologist, Wendy's, Dicks sporting goods, Five Guys, Auntie Annies, Sonic, Blockbuster, Smoothie King, Ben n Jerrys, Starbucks, The Movie Theatre, Winn Dixie, Virgin Megastore, Nike Store, Walmart.com, Amazon.com, Ebay, Burlington Coat Factory, ABC Liqour, Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, The Beach, Sunglass Hut, Bowling alleys, Hallmark, Taco Bell, Denny's, DQ, Arby's Captian D's, Long John Silvers, Apple Store, iTunes, Best Buy, Ford dealers, BMW, and GMC dealerships, The Barber Shop, Krusty Burger, Super Cuts, ROTC Buildings, Vending Machines, Garbage Cans, inside fish, in your garden, in your yard, Office Depot, Staples, In your kyphs, Target, Juice Zone, Orange Groves, The Grand Canyon, Ellis Island, the Eiffel Tower, the Great Pyramids, The Great Wall of china, in txt messages, UPS, FedEx, Chilis, Applebees, Nordstrom, Dillards, PacSun, Macaroni Grill, Champs, I sell them!
Nadsack: I cant find a friggin pinewood derby car!
Jon: Really? I got mine at CVS! they also sell them at ( insert blank from above)
Jon: Really? I got mine at CVS! they also sell them at ( insert blank from above)
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2. That organization where some jacked cadet was working for, and had to kill multiple people working for another organization.
3. A subgroup of Pinewood Builders where Cadets get ranked, to the title of "Tier 1", then after two weeks, get "Tier 2", the after an evaluation plus consensus, "Tier 3" and eventually get demoted.
4. An organization where some unique person (the person writing this) in that group works at.
2. That organization where some jacked cadet was working for, and had to kill multiple people working for another organization.
3. A subgroup of Pinewood Builders where Cadets get ranked, to the title of "Tier 1", then after two weeks, get "Tier 2", the after an evaluation plus consensus, "Tier 3" and eventually get demoted.
4. An organization where some unique person (the person writing this) in that group works at.
1.
Tier 2 Officer: Say, have you seen Star Trek?
Tier 1 Officer: No.
Tier 2 Officer: There's an Orion pirate working for Pinewood Builders Security Team as a trainer.
2.
TMS Sergeant: Oh God, that ain't good.
TMS Operative: It's that Salty Cadet!
*Gets their necks snapped by Salty Cadet*
3.
Newbie Tier 1: At least this rank will be good.
*Gets promoted to Tier 2*
Newbie Tier 2: Now we're getting somewhere!
*Gets pronounced to Tier 3*
Newbie Tier 3: Okay, now we're going to perfect territory!
*Gets demoted back to Cadet*
Cadet: Damnit.
4.
PBST/PET Fan: (Says OP's handle)
Me: Yes?
PBST/PET Fan: Can I have a photo?
Me: No.
PBST/PET Fan: Okay!
*Proceeds to snap photo*
Me: OH THATS IT BUDDY!
*Proceeds to beat them up with a baton until they're oofed*
Tier 2 Officer: Say, have you seen Star Trek?
Tier 1 Officer: No.
Tier 2 Officer: There's an Orion pirate working for Pinewood Builders Security Team as a trainer.
2.
TMS Sergeant: Oh God, that ain't good.
TMS Operative: It's that Salty Cadet!
*Gets their necks snapped by Salty Cadet*
3.
Newbie Tier 1: At least this rank will be good.
*Gets promoted to Tier 2*
Newbie Tier 2: Now we're getting somewhere!
*Gets pronounced to Tier 3*
Newbie Tier 3: Okay, now we're going to perfect territory!
*Gets demoted back to Cadet*
Cadet: Damnit.
4.
PBST/PET Fan: (Says OP's handle)
Me: Yes?
PBST/PET Fan: Can I have a photo?
Me: No.
PBST/PET Fan: Okay!
*Proceeds to snap photo*
Me: OH THATS IT BUDDY!
*Proceeds to beat them up with a baton until they're oofed*
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