Pined

When you get so drunk that your sense of judgment in regards to the attractiveness of a female is lowered significantly

I only slept with her because I got pined last night

by Reggin6 December 10, 2018

Pined

If you are "pined", you are high as fuck from smoking a THC oil vape pen made by the company called Alpine. Alpine is known to have the best cartridges because they can get you so faded.

Friend #1: Oh shit bro is that an Alpine?
Friend #2: Fuck yeah, this shit gets me so pined

by JJ21bball January 18, 2018

Pined

To suddenly and violently slam into a tree.

I was having fun on my dirt bike but then I hit a bump and got pined

by CYE_PS36 May 7, 2022

he got pined

To be hammered as hell. Comepletely destroyed by alcohol

Dude did you see David last night? He got pined. Im not sure if he blacked out or not.

by Jonesboston December 3, 2016

pineaples

You just failed spelling pineapples.
Why are youon the internet?

Isaac:Hey, did you know pineaples grow on trees?
Zach:Dis you just misspell pineapples?
Isaac:Sorry, autocorrected haha
Zach:We're talking right now, what the hell?
Isaac:*wipes forehead*|
Zach:Don't wipe my forehead again.

by Paracotis456 November 19, 2020

pine tree

A type of evergreen that grows from 45' to 100' & even to 145' tall! They live 100 to 1000 years with the oldest living organism in the World being the Bristlecone Pine having Over 4600 Years old! Pine nuts are harvested from the pine cones & used to make pesto & also used as a snack.

I'm delighted to have an 80' tall pine tree in my yard! They're highly fragrant & smell so fresh!

by Starchylde June 22, 2016

Pineapple hair

A word used by Anix meaning the spikes on top of spongebob's house.

Ok I gotta add some pineapple hair to my house.

by Katielovesguineapigs! June 16, 2020