Pinas

A word used to describe a penis and an ass.
Most homosexuals use this word due to their sexual desire for a pinas.

Pinas comes from the word "Penis" and the word "Ass", therefor forming PINAS.

The word PINAS is a long forgotten English word which was used mostly by fags.

NewFag: Can I watch you masterbate?
Fag: I WNA smell ur PINAS.

NewFag: UWNA C MA PINAS???
Fag: Maybe :>
NewFag: It's cause i'm black isn't it...

Fag: UMAD? U SUK DIK BRO? U SUK DIK? 6_9

by PinasMan February 28, 2012

Pina

1. verb; to order a drink the moment a bar opens or begins serving alcohol (usually before 1pm)

sometimes used to refer to an alcoholic

2. adjective; to be a fail at life

1. That chick totally just pulled a pina, the bar JUST opened.

2. I spelled fail wrong at the spelling bee that's totally a pina.

by Hammy2 September 21, 2011

Pina

Maori/New Zealand slang word for small, or weak.

Your arms are pina as

by kapai August 07, 2008

ghetto pina

A ghetto pina colada. Made from pineapple juice and coconut rum.

Sometimes pronounced "ghetto pino"

I didn't feel like pulling out the blender, so I had a ghetto pina.

by GuybrushThreepwoodMightyPirate April 11, 2010

pina colada

A cocktail made with pineapple juice or pineapple chunks, coconut cream, and rum. Known for its sweet, easy-drinking taste that masks a sizable alcohol content (around 2 oz of rum per drink).

Lisa made out with Chris after one too many Pina Coladas last night.

by subhuman85 November 05, 2006

Pina Colonic

A term used by Homer Simpson during the episode 'Sunday, Cruddy, Sunday'. It's an obvious reference to the 1979 song 'Escape' by Rupert Holmes (also known as the pina colada song)

'If you like pina colonics and getting caught in the rain, passing out in the ocean.'

by OzramNeje March 11, 2015

Pina Cumlada

During a threesome (one guy 2 girls) the guy cums in one girls mouth, puts mini umbrella and a straw in her mouth while the other girl drinks the cum through the straw.

I had a nice Pina Cumlada last night.

by Nic, Rich, Blake May 24, 2008