Pimms O' Clock

Used when about to shoot at goal in a British football match, to both alert team-mates and scare opposition.
Also used as a exclamation when celebrating a goal.

James: Pimms O' Clock! (fires a soaring shot over the bar)
Dan: Maybe not quite yet then.

by Jimbozi August 5, 2008

Poor Man's Pimms

A mildly alcoholic summer drink composed of urine mixed with cigarette butts, yellow detergent cubes and assorted other detritus often found in blocked urinals in pubs.

Tramp 1: I'm dying for a drink. Let's go down the Coach and Horses for a pint of Poor Man's Pimms.
Tramp 2: Great idea, that sounds delicious.

by Stegwych August 12, 2006

head full of pimms

In refrence to the drink: Cool, refreshing, stylish and a little bit fruity.

"That guy has a head full of pimms"

by guruwax April 3, 2007

head full of pimms

bit sketchy on detail, more concerned with rowing, placing jumpers over the shoulders and pimms than the real world

Smythers "head full of pimms"

by Sgwbelfast April 3, 2007

Anyone for Pimms?

Used to be funny generally and break awkward silences by referencing the British TV advert about the posh drink Pimms.
Also used in football as a way of asking team-mates if you should shoot yet. (The answer being "Pimms o' clock!!!" or "not yet")
Occasionaly administers as a chat up line.

Jake: My Nan's just died...
Tony: Anyone for Pimms?

or

Tom: Hey Stuart, meet my friend John.
Stuart: Anyone for Pimms? (while smiling broadly and shaking his hand)

or

James: Anyone for Pimms? (while dribbling in a football match)
Dan: Pimms O' Clock!
(James shoots at goal)

or

(Ben sits alone at a bar and a girl sits next to him)
Ben: Anyone for Pimms?! (he shouts loudly at her)

by Jimbozi August 8, 2008

Irish Pimms

Irish Pimms is the name given to the popular drink of Guinness with a dash of blackcurrant cordial added.

Good day landlord, a pint of Irish Pimms please.

by Bar-M Badger May 26, 2010

pimmel

German slang for penis. Less offensive insult and can be compared to the english term 'Wiener'. The word gained popularity in 2021 after a German politican was called a 'Pimmel' by a twitter user, resulting in a raid of that user's house by the police. The incident caused outrage by other users and politicians, as well as an onslaught of Memes, calling the measure unreasonable for such a minor insult.

Du bist so 1 Pimmel (you are such a Wiener)

by Sabberlott September 9, 2021