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Pineville

A small town of 13,829 (census 2000) north of Alexandria, where most drugs are trafficked from in LA, and where England Air Force Base is located.
I grew up in Pineville, not Alexandria.
by Constance ♥ January 21, 2009
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Pineville,Kentucky

Pineville is a small hick town that is full of drug heads that don't know how to take care of their children so their kids have to live with their grandparents or go into the foster system. The school systems suck and bullying is horrible. In Pineville their aren't any appropriate places to have your kids because their are druggies everywhere and they always try to sell to the kids. The hicks around here are all crazy and there are so many arguments and fights that go on around here its not even funny. The jail house is almost always over packed and the police force is so corrupted.
We're headed to that hell whole, Pineville,Kentucky.
by lauren33777 March 20, 2019
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Postville

home to the largest amount of annoying mexicans
postville raid
by racer_m October 10, 2008
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pineville

Hick ass town in North Carolina, where all the rednecks go to live and work. The detwilers own it and everyone
Hey yallll, are yall comin' to the fall fest in pineville

Hey joe, comn eat your fixins in pineville
by Namabruh November 25, 2007
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Pikeville

A town in one of the poorest, 3rd world regions of America that has some flashy, dirty, coal money. Stinks of corruption. Has confused the word of Jesus with the word of Mitch McConnel. After the arduous mountain drive, it felt like entering a pleasantville-inspired Moordor. Surrounded by extreme poverty and hours of trailer parks, downtown pikeville is full of tulips and has an excessively nice purple playground and light up fountain.
Hey pikeville, if you don't vote for coal and put up with the black lung and retarded babies we're taking all the tulips away and you'll have to rot in a trailer like all the other hillbillies!!!
by BerryTellsTheTruth April 12, 2015
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Pikeville

a city in Pike County, Kentucky
A.K.A. the city that moves mountains.........lol

A coal town where hard-rock mining has given way to hard times, Pikeville is a place where most kids will do anything to escape. Like in April of 1997, when one Pikeville girl and her five fellow teenagers took a road trip to hell.

But one Pikeville teen found solace in pentagrams rather than the church. A bright but brooding girl with a history of mental illness, Natasha Cornett longed to leave Pikeville's poverty behind her.

Transported via MTV and her trailer television, Natasha became fascinated with the Goth subculture of bands like Tool, Nine Inch Nails and Marilyn Manson. She dabbled in the occult and dressed the part too, black clothes and blood-red nail polish.

Before long, Natasha's newfound sense of fashion attracted some followers. Their names were Crystal Sturgill, Karen Howell, Joe Risner , Dean Mullins and Jason Bryant.

As Natasha's miniature Goth movement gathered momentum, conservative and religious Pikeville was scandalized.

On April 6, 1997, Natasha, Crystal, Karen, Joe, Dean and Jason decided they'd had enough of Pikeville. Packed into Joe's car, the plan was to head for New Orleans, home of Goth heroes like occult author Anne Rice and her fictional Vampire Lestat.

Unfortunately for Natasha and her friends, the road-trip would turn out to be a blood-soaked horror story in its own right.

The five teenagers were barely over the Kentucky line before they realised neither their car, nor their money, would hold out for the trip.

But at a rest stop off I-81, the Good Lord or maybe the Devil provided everything they needed. That's where the traveling teens fell in with the Lillelids, a family of Jehovah's Witnesses heading home from a conference.

When the Lillelids offered to help the troubled teens and share a little of the gospel, Jason pulled a gun and the Goth gang kidnapped the family of four and loaded them into the Lillelid's van.

A few minutes later, at the end of a long gravel road, the kids from Kentucky pulled the Jehovah's witnesses out of the van, shot them and left them for dead. When a local farmer stumbled upon the Lillelids less than an hour later, the parents were dead and the two children, barely hanging on for life. Only two-year-old Peter would survive the night.

The police found Joe's car abandoned at the sight of the murders and launched a nationwide search for the teenagers. The group, who bypassed New Orleans, were apprehended in Arizona as they attempted to cross into Mexico.

But in Pikeville, the horror had just begun. The trial, held over the Tennessee line in Greeneville, tore Pikeville apart with allegations of abusive and alcoholic parents.

And, in their testimony, the teenagers tore into one-another, seeking to pin the murders on Jason, the one they said pulled the trigger. But in the end, the jury sentenced every member of the group to life in prison for their roles in the Lillelid slaying.

That hasn't, however, ended the finger pointing in Pikeville. As the town tries to understand what drove their children to become killers, many look to the easy answers of Satanism and the occult. But the truth may be much closer to home.
Kids on crack......or should have been..........or better yet, they just needed a good firm ass bustin.....kicked in the head?.....IDK, somethin though.....but that's Pikeville for ya......it really aint that bad. It only happens in Pikeville once every 9 years.....lol
by warped in Stacey's head June 13, 2008
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pittville

1800 Assholes Living As Students In Shitty Accommodation
I Fucking Hope I Don't Have To Stay A Pittville Next Year
by DJ J-Dogg November 20, 2017
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