Pillock

A man who has dropped a major bollock. Not nescessarily a stupid bloke, rather, one who has done a stupid act.

You great Pillock, why in God's name did you grab her arse?

by Tosher February 10, 2002

Pillocking

Making fun of, Taking the piss, Lying

He's pillocking you - He's having you on or lying to you

by Darrell Harrison November 27, 2002

Pillock

A person who commits a stupid act or one who's stupidity backfires.

"You burnt the toast AGAIN !? thats three times now, you pillock".

by London El Vis October 10, 2005

Pillock

A British slang word that is occasionally used as a way of telling some one who has performed an action like a complete idiot. It is used as an alternative to: Idiot, Dumbass, Mong and other's to express one's stupidity

Oh my god! What the fuck was that?! You pillock!

by GeofftheChineseBusinessMan November 12, 2014

Infantile Pillock

A childish and stupid person.

Dude A: "Why are you laughing at that stupid joke someone just told you?"
Dude B " I really can't help it."
Dude A " You really are acting like an infantile pillock."

by Hay, Dan Newman, Dan the Man July 20, 2016

pillock

A stupid pratt; a wazzock

He accidentally emailed page of dirty jokes to his boss's wife - the pillock.

by martin November 12, 2003

pillock

james may favorite word

clarkson you infertile pillock

by taxfrauder2000 April 28, 2021