pizowned

v. Verb: To Pizowned, to be Pizowned, also: to be pizowned in the hizzy.
1) To be owned, but worse, and to the point of almost suicide as you are shuned by your many friends and feel worthless like the nub you are. kthx

j00 nubs got pizowned in the hizzzzzyyy !!!!!!!11

by Kage (Shadow) October 12, 2003

Pinwned

Someone saying "PIN number" despite the fact that the "N" stands for number. One who points this error out has just pinwned the offender.

PIN number? The N stands for number! Idiot! You just got pinwned!

by Pablo90 March 2, 2009

pianoed

when a girl plays you like a piano

Guy 1: Dude i really liked that girl to bad she had a boyfriend!
Guy 2: Sorry man you got pianoed

by spacemonkey1272 January 1, 2012

pizzowned

New-age version of the word "pwned" which comes from the word "owned" meaning to win against someone, with ease. Now, there is "owned" with "pwned" and a bit of pizza goodness on the side. Hence, "pizzowned".

You just got pizzowned by a true hustla foo! Aiiiiiight?

by The Pizzowner May 2, 2004

Pizowned

To not only get pwned but to get powned so badly it makes you want to kill youself and hide forever

OMFG i just got pizowned hardcore

by Justin April 21, 2004

pajowned

Past tense of the word "Pajown"

I totally pajowned you, man!

by Young-Min October 9, 2004

plantowned

plant·own /ˈplan-tohn'/
–verb, -wn·ed, wn-d, -wn·z0rd.

1. When you ain't pickin' the cotton fast enough and the slave massa come to whoop ya (deriv. plantation+pwn)
2. When you slip on a banana in Mario Kart (deriv. plantain+pwn)

Origin: circa 1750; Southern Alabama. See pwn, plantain plantation

Ex. 1
Me: Let's play some beirut!
Justin: It's only playing if you had a chance.
Me: True, I am about to be plantowned like every ethnicity versus the white man.
Justin: n8b.

Ex. 2
Dan: Omg 1337 we gotz a banana in Mario Kart: Double Dash
John: Deploy back banana!
Other n8bs: Ahhh
Dan: Bitch you got plantOWNeD!

by Dr. Quest December 14, 2008