php

a viscous gaseous secretion marked by it's distinctive sound.

Angelina: I just got a brazilian. Do you want to go down on me after the movie?

Bob: No doubt!

Angelina: ***php***...oops, I think I shit myself. (blushes)

Bob: (calculating)'bout how much, give or take a spoonful?

by Quotidian March 17, 2008

php

pornhub premium

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php

PHP

Pretty Huge Penis

contrary to:

PSP

Pretty Small Penis

Wow, do I ever have a php!

by anthony125 June 26, 2006

php

Personal Hottie Protector

If you think that talking about PHP will get you anywhere with women then you are sorely mistaken. Anyone who knows the actual meaning or history behind this web language automatically falls into the geek category and is thereby passed up by any hotties in the vicinity.

Many men who use PHP do it unknowingly while trying to appear smart or web savvy. However, there are those who use it on purpose because they don't want to be distracted from their game of World of Warcraft.

I see that you chose to use HTML on your website even though PHP is far superior.

by Spy Frauline January 23, 2008

php

Pissed his pants

Lol I swear he php’ed

by CJ_XXXrayXXX October 3, 2018

php

"Parents Helping Parents" (organization)

www.php.com

by yeah June 26, 2006

php

Commonly referred to as the Perl for n00bs. Learn a REAL language...

#!/usr/bin/perl
print "PHP sucks... hard..."

by perlboy June 26, 2006