1 definition by Quotidian

php

a viscous gaseous secretion marked by it's distinctive sound.

Angelina: I just got a brazilian. Do you want to go down on me after the movie?

Bob: No doubt!

Angelina: ***php***...oops, I think I shit myself. (blushes)

Bob: (calculating)'bout how much, give or take a spoonful?

by Quotidian March 17, 2008