Phosphorite

Impure, massive apatite. Not to be confused with appetite, the desire to eat. - Wikipedia.

Correct: This geological feature contains a phosphorite.

Correct: The rock collector has a phosphorite set in a transparent plastic ball.

Incorrect: Senator Larry Edwin Craig (R-Idaho) of the House and Senate Ethics Committees, Senate Armed Forces Committee, and Veterans Affairs Committee, supported the Federal Marriage Amendment. He has a real phosphorite for bathroom strangers, however.

by Nestro December 29, 2007

Poophoop

(Noun) - A team-effort act of defecation in which one party sits on a toilet, while another party sits on the initial party's lap and defecates through their legs - resembling the act of shooting a basketball through a hoop.

Friend: "Congratulations on your husband being named MVP."
Vanessa: "Thanks! I made sure Kobe practiced day and night. We even played poophoop."
Friend: "Yaasss!"

by laquanya October 23, 2012

phosphorus fart

The fart-like noise that your nose makes whenever your adenoids are swollen. The sound is a combination of a pig snort, a fart, and the sound of crackling phosphorus, hence the name "phosphorus fart".

I just got over this cold but I was still phosphorus farting.

by Lord Vapor December 6, 2006

phosphophyllite

a greenish blue to bluish green mineral composed of hydrated zinc phosphate which smells like pussy and boogers.

Phosphophyllite is gorgeous, but it's too stank for jewelry.

by Hlalakar June 24, 2020

Phosphorus

A drug found in bean that you sniff

You should add a bit of phosphorus

by Neutralice April 6, 2022

Phosphorus

Replacement for "close enough" because it sounds similar and thus is "close enough". Often used in conversation as a response to something.

He knew what they just said was not grammatically correct, but he understood it, responding "Phosphorus".

by PhosphorusWasTaken May 5, 2023

Neon Vanadium Erbium Roentgenium Oxygen Nitrogen Nitrogen Silver Iodine Vanadium Europium Uranium Phosphorus

A string of elements that spell the lyrics to Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” which is funny as shit
NEvERgONNAgIVEuUP

Jim: Hey dude!
Not Jim: Hey man! Can you tell me what Neon Vanadium Erbium Roentgenium Oxygen Nitrogen Nitrogen Silver Iodine Vanadium Europium Uranium Phosphorus spells in the periodic table?

by Nemesis from Resident Evil 3 November 10, 2022