Popelessness

a general feeling of malaise during the time after the Pope's resignation or death before a new Pontiff has been chosen.

Knowing the Pontiff resigned yesterday I woke up this morning with this overwhelming feeling of Popelessness.

by MommieQueerest March 1, 2013

phonelet

word describing new generation of iphones or smart phones that are larger than a phone but smaller than a tablet pc.

Corkey couldn't wait to be the first cool boy in the office to have a phonelet.

by ShadeyHillRanch May 26, 2010

Phonepassed

Passed out with out putting your phone on the charger.

I was so tired last night I phonepassed and my alarm didn't go off this morning.

by zizithecat August 1, 2019

pontless

(adjective)
Derived from "pont/ponts"

Mediocre, bad, unworthy, pointless, meaningless, bereft of any ponts, lacking value, uninteresting, etc.
The opposite of "pontful"

My life has been really pontless since I lost my job
This cellphone is still working, but it's cheap and pontless
Amazon is a serious organization, but their way of treating employees is totally pontless

by Macho Linguist June 30, 2021

phoneversation

A conversation on the phone.

Yo, I had a mad phoneversation with that chick last night!

by Reginald 56 December 31, 2006

phoneasses

1) phoneasses- when the same asshole keeps calling your job with theach same question.

2) phoneass-someone who can go off on the phone but doesn't say shit in person.

3) phoneass- they ask the question you just answered over the phone.

This "phoneasses" has called three times in the last 5 minutes.

by Depingabryan April 25, 2016

phonepression

The stage of depression that is felt by girls when they lose their phone or have it taken away.

Yea, shaniqua feel into a deep phonepression after she lost her phone at the strip club.

by cockherspaniel January 11, 2014