Pooberty Boobs

When breast tissue is still growing, i.e. in puberty. Therefore said breasts take on an odd cone-like shape that is referred to as 'pooberty boobs' due to the assonance.

Dude did you those boobs?
Yeah still pooberty boobs, they'll come in handy soon enough

by RumbleRoreIsGod January 21, 2011

PHOBAR

-adjective, Acronym for "PHOtoshopped Beyond All Recognition." A play on the the more popular acronym FUBAR: "Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition," PHOBAR refers to an image, usually a photo of a person, that has been retouched and airbrushed with digital image manipulation software on a computer so significantly, that the person in the photo is barely recognizable.

Of course she looks perfect in that photo, she was PHOBAR.

by Jacobison December 4, 2010

Pooberty

When the meal you've ingested becomes mature and begins it's escape from your anus with extreme angst and prejudice. Pooberty often ends in betrayal by shart, trouser chili dogs, or shitting one's self.

Dude ate the biggest burrito I've ever seen! It must have hit pooberty because I saw him running to the turd guzzler leaving a trail of butt-chum behind him...

by JohnnyBravo00 September 6, 2016

phobelape

A "phobelape" is an individual or person that has the habit of constantly using their cell phone (pho), all the time, mostly using text messaging. This individual also likes to lay in bed ( be ) with a laptop on their lap ( lape ). This word can either be a noun or a verb.

My son is a phobelape, he is always texting on his phone while lying in bed. ( noun )

Please stop phobelapping, it is annoying me. ( verb )

by duke pelmo March 23, 2008

Phoner

A bulge in one's pants that is created by a cellular device located in the pocket of said pants.

John had a rather large phoner after forcing an iPhone into his skinny jeans.

by 1011061 September 30, 2012

Pooberry

A small berry-like lump of poo that hangs 'on the vine' around the arse area.

See also 'Clagnut'

Or 'Arsegrape'

Stephanie discovered to her shame that she had developed a pooberry

by Sir Oswald Muesli February 24, 2004

Poberciter

Based off of a rough mispronunciation of the term "pobre cito" of the Spanish language, it has two definitions roughly comparable to the Spanish definition.

1-An expression of sadness or dismay
2-A situation that is sad in a funny sort of way

Poberciter is pronounced poh-bur-see-tur

Guy 1: The repo man is at our door and wants the new tv? Poberciter!

Guy 2: Your new big screen was taken away? That's a poberciter if i've ever seen one.

by Stud Beast II November 3, 2007