philtarded

To do something immature/ stupid... like Phil

It was so philtarded when John ran into the room, farted, then ran away giggling.

by joe April 2, 2005

Philtering

Replacing letters or text in your company email correspondence to avoid being caught in spam filters for inappropriate content or use of vulgar language.

To avoid violating your corporate email policy - Philtering is necessary and highly recommended. ex; @ssholes, sh*t, f#ck

by Bunky1009 November 5, 2010

philtuplets

Fifteen children born to a father at the same time, not necessarily from the same mother. Three of them retarded.

Jimmy set out that night to make philtuplets.

by musicsword September 12, 2008

Philter Phail

When an online game such as RuneScape blocks a word like "Poof", so you are forced to write "p()()f".

David: Man, I was so just 'bout to say that but I got ****** by a random event.

Lil' timmy: p()()fed?

David: yea. dis philter phails.

by Anti Bit February 3, 2009

philtrum

The word philtrum has 2 main meanings:
1: noun. The little groove between the bottom of your nose and your top lip. I have no clue what it is there for, but now you know what it is called.
2: verb. The art of performing oral sex while shaving. This originated because some kid at my school with a dirty mind thought it was 'full trim'. The term has since caught on and is now widely recognised.

1: You:"hi Steph! How you been?
Steph:"philtrum" *pokes your philtrum. walks away*

2: You:"hey sweety!"
Boyfriend:"her my giiiirl. Guess what I learnt today?"
You:"what?"
Boyfriend:"how to philtrum"

by *Angela lolly* February 20, 2013

Philtrash

A philmont employee whom's life revolves around there summer job. Typically you can find their facebook pages full of philmont pictures and about how badly they "want to go back to phimont."

"Dude this kid is such philtrash every one of his profile pictures is from philmont."

by AshManning February 3, 2009

philterphile

one whose obsessive totalitarian tendencies leads them to advocate mandatory filtering of everyone else's Internet feed.

You, sir, are a philterphile!

by CalmerDiscourse January 13, 2008