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phenamjulate

The action of squeaking by pressing your curled lips together tightly and forcing air out. This causes one's lips to bulge amusingly. People who practice this are able to control pitch (much like letting air very slowly out of a balloon), volume (quieter requires greater effort to achieve the same pitch) and may even be able to produce two or more distinct and independantly controlled pitches simultaneously (one from each side of the mouth usually).

The ability to phenamjulate successfully requires lips. These lips should not be too wet or dry and should be in reasonable condition. Results are NOT dependant on the size or shape of the lips in question, but rather the exercised control over them. Loose, soggy lips will produce a low raspberry, but good phenamjulation should sound similar to that of a squeaky door.

Only the very silly can master this as an artform and can sometimes be heard phenamjulating the intonation of entire conversations. The longest possible phenamjulation is indeffinate, as it uses a similar technique to playing the digeridoo and is thus unconstrained by breathing. One may also hum along or add lip-flicking/wobbling techniques to add effect. Extended periods of phenamjulation are not recommended however, due to the immense strain caused by inflating the skin around the mouth and the vibration involved.
"Phenamjulating on a cloud..." (sung)
"Did you just phenamjulate?"
"I phenamjulated at that dog"

::Phenamjulation is pronounced; fuh-namm-jew-lay-shun::

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Phenamjulation is mainly used to pass the time, or to break the silence when nothing is happening. Household pets are particulatly confused when phenamjulated at. CANNOT BE USED AS A FLOATATION AID!
by Vernon Jennings January 28, 2007
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Phenix City

Town in Alabama across Chattahoochee River from Columbus, Georgia. Noted for its depraved and sordid past. Lots of gambling, hookers, stabbings, armed robberies, drinking and the like during the 1940s and 1950s. Some chick wrote a book about it. I can't remember the name of it. I started reading it but found myself falling asleep too much. They especially preyed on dumbass military morons from Fort Benning, Georgia. They specialized in getting them drunk and beating the shit out of them and taking all of whatever piddling amount of money they had. Now Phenix City has calmed down and has all sorts of upscale wonders like the Home Depot and the Chick-Fil-A.
It's a nice night for a knife fight in Phenix City tonight!
by Nancy C. Hollingsworth July 28, 2010
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phencyclidine

the whole name is phenylcyclohexylpiperidine, commonly known as PCP. PCP is a hallucinogen that people use to lace cigarettes like sherm.
Phencyclidine is the medical name for PCP. PCP is a choice drug.
by JoiJoi October 19, 2009
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Peon

My ex is a peon.
by cary underwood April 3, 2020
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pheenin

To obsess over something or someone..
" He kissed my navel so swell, he had me pheenin all week.."
by Anonymous September 3, 2003
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Phenix

Phenix is a nice girl who is really pretty. However, she doesn’t think that. She is insecure about her weight and height. She always thinks if boys would love her.

She is really shy talking to new people and people usually gets impatient with her. So basically all her friends are weirdos.

Phenix is really caring towards the people who are nice to her. She can be really mean sometimes because she has a bad temper and is impatient.
Phenix is so pretty!
by Moonstone Zodiac July 7, 2022
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Peong

(Trini definition) An addict. Obsessed. Overly obsessed actually. Usually applies to some sort of activity concerning some sort of material item that leads to a wasteful degeneration of time (and space)... if that's even possible. We're not talking about the kind of OCD obsessions that plagues first-world nations. This is third world business... usually Peongs are fashioned by wasteful material needs of first world nations, but limited access to these amenities results in overzealous abuse of whatever they can get their hands on.
(Person 1) Aye boy... I didn't see James whole week, and teacher say he not handing in his homework! Wham to him?
(Person 2) Like yuh doh know or what? He is a real game Peong from long time. De only ting dat could get him off dat screen is a good clout. Buh sometimes dat doh stop him.
by vegetteble August 3, 2012
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