Phaylin

Phaylin is an annoyingly good-looking and suave man, who women can't seem to resist. His sense of style of panache is unmatched in the annals of history. He is also extremely well-educated, intelligent, and considerate towards others. He even loves animals.

Dude, that guy is almost Phaylin.

by petroskhan November 5, 2011

phale-whale

A phale-whale is when either an event, or someone fails to incredible amounts. Also may be used in minor failing events.

Lucy runs fast, but then trips and ends up rolling down the hill.
Megan yells "PHALE-WHALE" Signaling that Lucy just failed at running.

by Pixiemegxieuhoh August 15, 2008

phallatio

the attempt to perform fellatio on oneself

now that i've had my two bottom ribs removed, it's so much easier to give myself about of phallatio

by djdope February 13, 2009

phailure

A special type of failure, about 7 levels below failure. Failure so fantastic, it's written about in epic novels.

Man 1: "I heard a nerd asked out a model, what happened?"
Man 2: "Well, first she said no and threw her drink in his face. Then she got her quarterback boyfriend to throw the nerd into a trash can and down some stairs. Then the trash can spontaneously burst into flame and got run over by a marching band."
Man 1: "Dude.....phailure..."

by Yogo540 January 9, 2005

phallaphobia

The fear if penises. Especially erect.

Grace couldn't have sex with her boyfriend Kenny because of her serious phallaphobia.
Kenny couldn't show his dick to his girlfriend Grace because of her phalllaphobia.

by duckiemelon November 30, 2013

logical phallacy

Using a phallic (dick) joke in an intelligent discussion. (Not to be confused with: logical fallacy)

Our debate group had a pretty solid point, up until the point Robert committed a logical phallacy and our whole argument went to waste.

by cutesy pastel living doll July 4, 2014

phalange

Something according the Phoebe in 'Friends' claims that Rachel's plane is missing, to stop her flying.

"You have to get off the plane, I have the feeling that something is wrong with the left phalangee"... "Oh my GOD... there's NO phalange!"

by youbrokemytaco March 5, 2008