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stinkhorn phallus

A mushroom of the class basidiomycetes which disturbingly looks like a penis.
I saw a stinkhorn phallus growing in the prairie next to the college that I go to.
by hkghk` December 9, 2007
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Epic Phallus

A variation on the common phrase epic fail, where the word fail is substituted with the word phallus. Can be used to describe a penis or just a hilarious failed attempt at something.
Becky rejected Tom's offer to make out last night.
Epic phallus!
by Rohinian January 14, 2010
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callous phallus

A common symptom of an STD exhibited by a man.
"Dude, don't sleep with Gertrude- she gave Esteban a bad case of callous phallus!"
by R-McMeezy November 16, 2009
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phallus

1. The penis itself.

2. Specifically, an erect penis.

3. A representation of a phallus, often exaggerated, in art or myth.

4. A non-literal representation of phallic shape, intent or function.

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1. It's a little pompous to refer to one's penis as a phallus, but it is lexically correct.

2. A penis is for urination; when it becomes erect it is a phallus, serving sexual or reproductive purposes.

3. Two representations of phallus:

a. For example, a primitive sculpture that shows a grotesquely large penis is using the organ as a phallus to indicate fertility, or to represent masculine potency in general.

b. Similarly, the exaggerated genitalia in the work of gay artists such as Tom of Finland emphasize the erotic quality of the phallus, sometimes called hyper-masculinity.

4. A penis, phallus or idea of potency symbolized in an object. The most commonly used term, derived from Freudian psychoanalysis, is called a phallic symbol. One example of this is the very last shot of Hitchcock's 1959 thriller NORTH BY NORTHWEST, which wittily shows a passenger train plunging into a tunnel. Because of the prior plot, the audience knows very well that a train has erotic potential, so the last shot indicates sexual intercourse.

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by al-in-chgo March 14, 2010
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Phallus Pilatus

A pedophile European who lives on-the-run in Thailand, and solicits shemales for sex.
In a dark secluded back alley, Pontius screwed a shemale in the back of his rickshaw.

What a Phallus Pilatus!
by Gargoyle1 May 21, 2008
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Phallus

(n.)
1. An object that is either a penis, or in some way is related a penis, not neccessarily in shape

2. An object that represents masculinity
1. In the original movie posters for "The Little Mermaid," a phallus is clearly depicted. This was later corrected by Disney.

2. His sports car was his phallus, and women flocked to it.
by Imaduck July 3, 2004
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Phallus

look yonder, a huge phallic mountain!
by Tom Scott February 12, 2003
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