by LoveTorpedo June 26, 2019
by Astrakhan April 6, 2003
person A: "come on the american culture has lots to offer!"
person B: "like what you complete pulsating phallus"
person B: "like what you complete pulsating phallus"
by Ralphdoodledoo July 20, 2006
by tomos November 13, 2004
A gay porn version of James Bond film "Quantum of Solace", starring Briggsy, the arty genius behind "Briggsy Does Brighton". Special agent Briggs Bond saves the world from "breeders" with the help of Q's laser-guided dildos and butt-plug bombs in between bumming every man he can get his hands on and smoking arty cigarettes.
I'm feeling rather horny tonight Cecil. We simply must go and see Quantum of Phallus with our pants down.
by Eddie's Thick Gristle August 4, 2009
the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin due to a lack of personal hygiene, also known as dick cheese or smegma
by BzzMxn January 24, 2019