phallic

worthy of worship, just like my penis

My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you shall see as heads collide, and mine remains the victor.

by lucian November 23, 2003

Phallic halitosis

Bad breath resulting from frequent cocksucking. Usually contains a hint of smagma and/or semen.

I hooked up with this chick Jaime last night but she had a bad case of phallic halitosis. Because of this, in lieu of foreplay I went straight to the Phoenix Dip to exacerbate her condition.

by -=Quickie=- April 09, 2008

Phallic photograph

When you wanna send dick pics, but you're classy as fuck.

Oh Dorothy! Come have a gander at this fine phallic photograph that Fitzgerald sent.

by DmitryDaDouche May 23, 2017

Phallic Pheud

Nickname for the current Steve Harvey-hosted version of Family Feud, inspired by the overabundance of questions and answers related to male genitalia. Also known as Steve Harvey's Dick Jokes.

I'm so sick of Game Show Network airing nothing but Phallic Pheud!

by Sir Veisaid December 01, 2018

phallic splendor

the manifest glory exhibited by prominent male reproductive organs

The entire crowd was awestruck by the speaker's phallic splendor.

by Keyboard Inseminator April 11, 2004

phallic equation

The phallic equation is the simple equality:
8=D

Solve for D:
17=D+9
8=D

Oooh the phallic equation!!

by course18 September 03, 2006

Phallic Snack

A combination of food items which, when laid on the table in a special way, create an unmistakably phallic image.

Offering up a banana and two hardboiled eggs, Dan said to the 9am break group, "Have a bite of my tasty phallic snack."

by Sarah Lubeck February 25, 2005