Peyton Manthing

Pork sword.

Brett Favre: "Wanna see my peyton manthing?"

by Fred Norman1 February 18, 2011

Don Peyote

Someone who leads you on a fantastic, most likely impossible and quite possibly fatal drug-induced quest for more drugs.

When I was down in Mazitlan we scored some good weed from these German tourists that were staying at the resort with us but it wasn't enough for Erik. He started asking some Mexicans about getting some coke, we got on the back of some guys Motorcycle, drove out to the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night and behind the shadiest bar I've ever seen he scored a bag but we are lucky, and not that I'm not grateful but that could have gone bad. Really that Don Peyote is going to get us killed some day.

by Sancho's Panther October 6, 2008

peynope

Contradiction. To defend an argument and its opposite in the same sentence (or in two consecutive sentences).
It appears frequently in people who have no own oppinion.

+ Hey, have you seen the latest Batman movie?
- Yes, it's the greatest movie ever!
+Well... I did not enjoy it so much...
-Yeah... It is not so good...
+Man, you just did a PEYNOPE!

by xuphy July 28, 2014

peyton (girl)

A Peyton is most commonly a beautiful, smart, some-what talented girl. Peytons usually love to cry for some weird reason, which is why they love to watch sad movies. She is shy but once you warm up to her she opens up to her crazy weird fun self. Peytons are very sensitive, however she can tell someone off in an instant. If you have a Peyton, cherish her, don't push her away, and think before you speak.

You are so luck you have a peyton (girl)!

I wish I didn't get in a fight with Peyton!

by Peanut123Peanut June 12, 2017

Petzold

One crazy, evil, bad-ass individual. Someone with twisted and quick intelligence, who looks down on the world without even bothering to let them know it. One scary, well thought out, elitist mofo....

n the movie "The Omen", Damien Thorne's last name would have been more realistic, had it been "Petzold".

by Reinhardtz February 5, 2010

Dirty Peyton

when you take a slushie and pour it on a girls chest and then suck it off of her through a vacuum tube

yeah bro i gave that girl a dirty peyton last night and got a brain freeze

by papa frick January 15, 2021

Peyton

Peyton's are super pretty, smart, and athletic, even though they dont think so themselves. Peytons are normally shy when you first meet her, but as you get to know her, you'll realize that she's incredibly funny and goofy. Some may think Peyton's are annoying or awkward, but Peytons are much more. They are loyal, trustworthy, and sassy as hell. Don't get a Peyton angry, because her eye rolls and snappy comebacks can startle even the toughest people. Peyton's are also incredibly sexy; they are skinny but toned, and have subtle curves that guys love. They are liked by a lot of guys, but Peyton's are oblivious to most romantic advances so they haven't dated many guys. They seem like goody-two-shoes, but in reality, they can do bad stuff, especially with someone they love or are falling for. Peyton's are also incredibly tough despite their tall and lean appearance. Is you meet a Peyton in your lifetime, you should try to stay as close to her as possible before she is gone. Peyton's are chill with a lot of things, and don't get pissed off very easily. But, when they do, watch your back, because Peyton's are not afraid to get revenge.

Girl- OMG that girl is so awesome and nice she must be a Peyton!
Boy- yeah damn she's hot I might ask her out

by JOHNCENAAAAAAA December 18, 2015